[Verse 1]

Fancy a big house

Some kids, and a horse

I cannot quite, but nearly

Guarantee a divorce

I think that I love you

I think that I do

So go on, mister

Make 'Miss Me,' 'Mrs. You'

[Chorus]

I love you, I love you

I love you, I do

I only make jokes to distract myself

From the truth, from the truth

[Verse 2]

Fancy a fast car

A bag full of loot

I can nearly guarantee

You'll end up with the boot

[Chorus]

Yeah, I love you, I love you

I love you, I do

I only make jokes to distract myself

From the truth, from the truth

[Outro]

(And I love you, yeah) I love you

I love you (I love you!)

I love you, I do

I only make jokes to distract myself

From the truth, from the truth