[Verse 1]
The nights slow and at work I hurt my brain
I'm on a mission tonight to find Cocaine
A caffeinated drink to help double shifts I pull
350% stronger than Red Bull
Excedrin, Ephedrine, 7-11
I ain't even playing yet, already in Heaven
Warming up with EX and everyone's dreamin'
Nobody can run when I pull The Raging Demon
Now I'm trippin' from the Dr. Pepper Rum I'm sippin'
Watchin' the clock I wonder where the time is tickin'
Flippin' on the tower and the damn thing scans
Automatically for virus enhanced spams
The Victory ringtone blasts from my phone
I pick it up without thought to hear a voice moan
"Baby, I need your floppy disc in my hard drive"
I hang it up cause my desktop's alive
[Hook]
I level up my Druid when I'm playing World of Warcraft
Stomping anybody stepping close to my warpath
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty
So I can finish the quest cause that is my duty
[Aside]
This is the time in the song... if you need to go take a break, press pause
Do what you gotta do
Check your voicemail, check your e-mail, check your messenger
Check your MySpace, check The Screw... oh, here we go...
[Verse 2]
She insisted with a text and voicemail
That she wanted some lovin' without the chainmail
“You wanna hang out and do some grown up stuff?”
Not really babe, I'm busy fighting by Thunder-Bluff
“Hey you wanna hang out, I feel some magic happening”
Oh I bet it's magic, but it ain't The Gathering
“LOL, OMG, we could go before class”
I'm at level 14, I'll pass on that ass
Why can't she see she's not for me
She can't even rez or help with XP
Opened her account same time as me
Tried to be with me and she's a level three
I will not stop until I'm level 60
Killing everything and everyone until it hits me
That's only one character that I know
With my account I got six more to go