Argh, it's impossible

There's no way that a monster like this could exist

If I get you with the blade I'm making sure you don't heal

Like vampire on a D I'm a vam-peel

For real

I drink blood from all of your cuts

Then destroy an army berserk like guts

Tearing this apart because it's nerdcore hiphop

Beat you down like Spike from Cowboy Bebop

If you think you're bad you're going to have to show me, bro

Go a hundred and twenty percent like Togato

I've mastered the arts of [?]

Perfected technique shun Goku Satsu

I know everybody's moves like the Great Puma

Raging demon out in the dark like I'm a Kuma

Call me Jude Bay because I got a ninja scroll

Fighting for my life and to save my soul

Only demons who exist read and write backwards

[Ultraklystron]

Now form transmutation

Magic transformation

Shoujo sugar rooms the elation

With the northwest because I read gravitation

Lawful in the drug to expand the foundation

My design is by Clamp but I'm not cloud geese

The clown wand is my mic

I shout out, "release!"

Yes, the current muddle

Ichibam the emcees

Or at least she's number one in my D-D-D's

Never thought I was the type to get enraptured

By the story of the young cool wild card captor

Who fights for monsters and mental elementals

And who does so with grace cause she's ever so gentle

Don't get our relate to the story on the screen

Shoujo anime's had me since I was a teen

Or maybe since measles, which I watched as a child

So they would lay dormant until Clamp drove it wild

Chinna-chella glayer on my DVD player

Cheering on the soccer chee and who cower the slayer

Yeah I cry at the end

I feel so moved

Maybe that's the reason me and shoujo groove

Makes me feel like I'm alive

And I also realize

That shoujo mongo life shouldn't be idealized

Don't want to be a victim of the NHK

Just want to watch it go on repeat play

[ZeaLouS1]

Yeah, that's for your anime heads out there

Ultraklystron, ZeaLouS1

It's anime-zing, yeah