[Verse 1]

No appointment, I walk in

To your clinic complaining of pain

"Doctor shopping" once again

When I found you I thought

"Oh my god, you really 'get me'

And your last name’s followed by an 'MD'

You’re my ticket to ecstasy…

(Uh, I mean “pain relief”)"

[Verse 2]

Stethoscope, coat and tie

I can play you like the lottery

Tears flow, crocodile

As I tell you 'bout my three slipped discs

Chronic migraine, RSD, and abdominal pain

I define "secondary gain"

Did I mention I have allergies to Toradol and Motrin?

[Chorus 1]

Don’t try to gimme no NSAID’s

Won’t take acetominophen

You ain’t dealin' with a novice, son

My pain scale STARTS at "10"

Got a long list of ex-doctors

They’ll tell you I need hеlp

Just gimme my pain meds, baby

Or I’ll screw you on Yеlp

I was young, I was reckless

I took things way too far

Never thought I’d get addicted

Now, I’m higher than a shooting star

Got a long list of ex-doctors

They’ll tell you I’m insane

But you’ve got a blank script, baby

And I’ve got some pain

[Verse 3]

Sweat is soaking through my clothes

And my brain doesn’t want to work

Snot running down my nose

Stomach’s cramping, I got the squirts

I puke 'till my throat’s raw

This must be what it’s like to withdraw

Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no

[Verse 4]

Screaming, crying, I’m a jerk

Family left, all because of my drugs

"Sorry, I can’t come to work"

Must be yet another nasty “bug”

One script is all I need

Then you might think you’re rid of me

But I’ll come back each time I leave

'Cause darling I’m a junkie dressed like your Auntie

[Bridge]

Being hooked on these narcs is like torture

All the lies, wasted life, can’t take it no more

Being hooked, wanna quit but I can’t cope

All of this, a cry for help, you’re my last hope

[Chorus 2]

I was young, I was reckless

I took things way too far

Never thought I’d get addicted

Now, I’m trying to score a fix in your ER

Got a long list of ex-doctors

They’ll tell you I’m insane

You’ve got a blank script, baby

And I’ve got some pain