[Hook]

Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio

Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio

Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio

Lando Commando, everybody says he's dumb, but no!

[Verse]

Lando Commando is really cool

Gettin’ that dough while leaving school

Gettin' all the hoes 'cause he ain't a fool

Watchin' some shows 'cause he is so cool

Lando Commando

Remember the name, playin' the banjo who's to blame?

Ridin’ a rhino, decidin’ to borrow

A crossbow with some ammo

On a fucking cargo

[Hook]

Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio

Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio

Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio

Lando Commando, everybody says he's dumb, but no!