[Verse 1: Zach Boucher & Nic Duchene]

Used to be the one, so restless

Heartbreaks and heartaches

My start is vengeance

So I'll start to pick you off and make you regret this

Using myself as a bullet, PK Thunder is reckless

I just know I'm the best and I'm the leader of the overpowered

You know me, when I devour power just to make it ours

And when I PK Starstorm to make it shower

You cowards are getting back kicked down to EarthBound

(I used to understand the meaning of completing Classic Mode

But I won't even try to go and show the world

That you're not beating the only kid you're treating wrong

Every time that you see me, gone

All these powers that I'm leaving on, 'til I defeat them all

I swear I'll defeat them all)

These PK powers inside won't tarnish until we fall

(Baseball hat and bat, I'll home run this brawl

I'll home run them all

No, fuck you, it's on!)

Lemme show you how we both work

Shoot us with your bullets Fox, you really think that'll hurt?

Down B until I absorb all the bullets on earth

And Up B and hit myself on any planet or surface, it's working

(Yeah! But Lucas don't forget the fire

Burn them to a crisp)

And we always do what we desire

And show damage

(Always have the advantage)

Blast them right off the planet

And that is just how we manage

[Verse 2: Mackatron]

Well you should be stopping at that

Shoot me with anything just know I will be shooting it back

Down B and deflect

I'll leave you all in a mess

Just be ready when you never see me come to attack

And FIRE!

Cause that's all that I spit

As quickly as zip

You never saw it coming to this

A back and a flip

Hit you with that upper hand kick

Watching you fly all over the motherfucking screen that you hit

Never been pissed

But you're always asking for more

Back and forth, I'll bag you when you're actually a corpse

You're laughing remorse

When I always laugh at the score

Knocking you out

And then I'll be the last in the war

So now that we're sore

Yet, you've tempted the greatest

A laser gun is all I need to blast in your face

And laugh when you say it was an accident

Saying that you actually didn't mean to do that

And GAME

[Verse 3: NemRaps]

When you see Donkey Kong

Know you lost from the get go

Look at your arms, do you even lift bro?

You say I'm going bananas but I don't feel ya

I kill ya! What's a monkey to a gorilla?

Cause I'm dashing attacking them

Then I'm jabbing the abdomen

Then I laugh at them

Slapping them, whack them, drag them and tackle them

Attacking them, grabbing them

Then I throw them like a javelin

Babbling opponents get smacked for bragging, acting masculine

Battling this OG? Homie, you're history

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

[Verse 4: ShueTube]

It's Toon Link

All these other stupid dudes stink

They're too weak, so screw Sheik

Screw Miis, screw Peach, screw every other character you'll soon see

You try to pursue me, you will end up losing

I throw a few things, my boomerang and bombs

Watch out the boom stings

My sword will shank when drawn

Tricks up these two sleeves

My bow's got range, it's long

I'm way too strong

So you should probably choose me

[Verse 5: Lyrical Gamer]

F A to the L C O

I spit inventive venom when I hit them with this flow

When I get into the show

My incentive as you know

Is to kill them with precision then descend them to below (get some)

When you are messing with my team

Fox and Falco feast on fighters forcing foes to flee the scene

Forming fire for these fiends

Forever finish first it seems

Even Kirby couldn't fathom fiercer figures in a land of dreams

And all my kicks they pack a punch

Just one jab to Captain Falcon demotes his rank to Cap'n Crunch

More than one is just too much

Cause I'm the only falcon captain captivating captions over this inadequate bunch

See I'm too good it's fatal like an overdose on medicine

Never better than a clever weathered veteran

And the only reason Samus fights without her power suit is in hopes to get a feel upon this feathered skin

[Verse 6: Adam Purski]

You wonder what the real reason why you can't sleep?

Nightmare of Dreamland, bitch that's me!

Don't verse me, you're like Kirby, you suck

Steal from others, that's the only bars you drop

Daylight is what you see when it's fight time

You've met a knight who'll black you out to your nighttime

Never trade my craft from the woodshop, I'm built up

Diss me? Screw you, get the Drill Rush

I'm feeling real cut, player

Ripped bodies like the opponents of Isai

Sorry, not sorry when I do this to your favorite

Scratch them and cut them as if I'm DJ AM

W-We give you the drama, we (n)intend, doe

You can't see me, see? Nah, take your skills to the John, bro

O.D. on my ways when I split you in half, stereosonic

So quit, this game ain't for hoggin'

[Verse 7: Josh Diamond]

So my name is Pikachu

Who the fuck are you?

You stepping up to me? Well good luck, dude

I am lightning, call me Zeus

So watch out bitch I'm coming through

For you there is no winning this fight

I'm with your girl, we smashed all night

I'm aiming now, you're in my sight

A single hit and you'll take flight

Right off the screen with my Down B

My attacks are too quick to see

I am the best you must agree

Cute as can be but don't let that deceive

I'm the toughest brawler on the scene

Dropping bars with an electric charge

Soon you'll see how fucked you are

Soon you'll realize who's in charge, it's me

[Verse 8: Allie Courmier]

So lemme charge up the heat

Like what the hell is defeat?

Been blasting action with passion

So never step up to me

Side missiles because it's Samus

Watch me doing some damage

Give 100% 'til I send you right off this planet

Still wondering how I manage

I'm basically what you need

Super armor to power and bring you down to your knees

Dropping bombs on the scene

No one is finishing me

Watching me how I do

Up B, right then and peace, like what

[Verse 9: NoneLikeJoshua]

Survival of the quickest

I'm sickest, I carried SEGA on my back and still get lifted

You know it's Sonic, I'm charging and faster than Fox

I stomp them, I taunt them, and ha! Got 'em

You bitches sinking, I Spring Jump

Get my rings up

When I speed up

Every other player never gonna keep up

Hit and runner, then I burn the rubber

And you sit and wonder, while I'm spinning under

Yeah you know I spit it like no other

No lag when I roll grab

And I'm so fast they so slow that

It seems like they just hold back

Your ass is grass, I pass and dash

Your last attack was wack

I rap and slap you back to Super Smash '99 and laugh

Cuz I ain't no flash

[Verse 10: Brad Knauber]

Well y'all can just call me the angel of death

Pull up on that Lloid rocket

You're seeing the look on my face and you're wishing we hadn't met (terrifying)

Just wait 'til I get out the net (but why is he smiling?!)

The sinister Villager must be messed up in the head (I sneak up in silence!)

And you even notice 'til you're seeing red (RED)

And now I'm just digging a hole

But once you're inside, you'll look up

And you'll feel something crushing your skull, yeah that's a bowling ball (yeah that's a bowling ball)

One thing you should know is don't cross this animal

Just wait 'til I plant a tree

Won't get nothing from me but pure apathy

Yeah the way that I do it is surgically, medically

I know I'm smiling, but I am your enemy

[Verse 11: JT Machinima]

It's the attack of the Pac

Getting back on a rap, gonna murder the track

Smacking my lips after grabbing a snack

Never getting full, got a habit of that

You know Ms. Pac? I'm gonna hit that

When I finish every single Pac tic-tac

Get out of my path

Show me where the fruit at!

They say I'm too good? I'm just too Pac

I'm the OG, born in 1980

In the age of arcade, my father Iwatani made me

I'm from the second dimension, that's what I'll be representin'

You wanna get on my level, that's where I'm known as a legend

Got my power pellet power now I'll gobble you down

I'm a gluttonous monster who's always chomping around

So when you're playing Smash, you better ask for the Pac-Man

I'm a retro revival, but all my rivals are has-beens

[Verse 12: Trickywi]

I summon Phantom Slashes

And my dear, that's half the battle

I laugh when I get you rattled

Side B and I'm sure that that'll take you by surprise

Until the Wind of Farore takes me

Tracking down your coordinates

And knocking you out in your place

Please, follow my steps

Unless you wanna be dead

Hit B and I will deflect projectiles coming up ahead, hits you instead

So this is dire until I summon Din's Fire

I am burning competitions

Your lives have been expired

[Verse 13: Mat4yo]

The Hero-King is zeroing his targets

You'll hear a "zing" once the fear I bring is harnessed

So, "everyone, please watch me" as I sit atop my throne

Call me Marth Vader, marching to attack with my clones

I wield the Falchion as an Emblem of the Fire that I rap to

ジェンダー流体の噂を通して波ダッシュ

I'm Lord Class, screwing you like middle school kids

'Bout to give them circumcisions when I stick in just the tip

[Verse 14: YungTown]

You wanna challenge what you cannot touch

My stamina's intangible

Each combatant will be battered up

And stomped into a chasm

Nothing can be done about my style is far beyond miraculous

I'll cap it off by smacking you with a maddening (FALCON PUNCH)

The chemistry of fear willfully disappears

You'll go deaf from the irritable whispy in your ear

Electricity in the limbs, muscular dystrophy exists

That's something you'll experience no matter the percent

I never send out my condolence

When I go in ferociously poking opponents with volatile motions both brisk and explosive

I mix kicks like an alchemist

Battles shall be emasculate

And once it's over all you will know who the Falcon is!

[Verse 15: VideoGameRapBattles]

Let me charge the cannon that you asked for

I'm blasting your back for it

And laughing when that pours

40% restored

When Lucas absorbs

All the power that was yours

Until it comes back, then bashing him

Almost like back and forth

I'm Megaman with all sorts of deadly weapons

To force you off the stage

And then torch you, harder than ever before

So watch out, it's coming towards you

Metal gears that deport you

Outta my sight to shorten

That life span of yours, dude

[Verse 16: DefMatch]

You don't wanna battle me

It's just bad for your health

And there's so many different games

That I've been in here needing help

Because this silhouette will turn you to a shadow of your former self

And no one else is coming to help you

Until they ring the bell

This is not a conversation

Best bring your chute, 'til you taste the pavement

I was hand-held before your hands held anything

Absorbing energy then I throw oil on my enemies

Game and Watcher

I came to pop yah

Get Judged by the gavel, I smash impostors

Fresh out the frying pan, the fireman

I hit you with the key to the city, quiet retirement

Don't mean to trouble you

It's G.W. coming through

I'm taming players with my chairs

What the heck are you gon' do?

They're calling you on your celly

Smashing you into jelly

You know that nobody's ready, I spray chemicals heavy

I will take on the populous

Team up, you're still not stopping this

I hold the torch, set the map ablaze

Everybody throw your hands if you're all in pain, okay?

2-dimensional essential to the roster

So feel the cost of battle when I'm stepping up to toss

Yah, look into my eyes

They're as dark as the rest of me

Deadly

I'm never beat

[Outro: Shofu]

"Man, Ness is the freshest character in Smash Bros. He's always matching from head to toe, all right? He got the red shoes on with the red and blue hat, the blue jeans...uh, blue jean shorts, he got the yellow and blue shirt, you feel me? And he got the backpack on. Don't forget about the backpack with the buckles on them, woo! My boy Ness fresh as fuck, goddamn!"