**LYRICS**

Intro: You know, not every day is gonna be a good day, especially not today, but we know how to solve this problem, just...

CHORUS

Dab, Slip It, Slide, Turn It

Flip it, Roll it, Fire, Burn It

I'm Better, I'm Better, I'm Better, I'm Better (2x)

I'm Better

Verse 1:

I'm on Cloud 9

Yo titties look bigger when I get this high

Not that I really care about your thickness

I say fuck skinny leg jeans that can't fit this thigh

Your boyfriend seems like a buff fitness guy

But um it's kinda weird he gotta a Fitbit... why?

Now he havin' a bitchfit because he think I'm hittin' it

Didn't I say somebody better get this guy? Hey...

Feeling froggy? Ribbit

Be my witness when in doubt

Yeah I am a fan of fitness

Fitness chicken in my mouth (Popeyes)

I don't need no therapy

Unless my doctor is Ana Cheri

Roll a spliff then we can...

Mmmmm... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE

Day didn't go so well, but it could be worse

I tell myself, I could be next to a nurse

Or laying in a hearse

Good thing I still got my purp, time to make a change and work but first let's....

CHORUS

I said

Feeling froggy? Ribbit

Be my witness when in doubt

Yeah I am a fan of fitness

Fitness chicken in my mouth (Popeyes)

I don't need no therapy

Unless my doctor is Ana Cheri

Roll a spliff then we can...

Um... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Verse 2:

I got Khalifa Kush

Colorado stores couldn't get this shit

I feel a little bit guilty when I get this tense

Because I only feel relaxed when I hit this spliff

I went to a church to confess the shit

Although I'm not Catholic

And the pastor said that I'm going to hell for playing Pokémon And I'm like "Bro, you wanna hit this shit?"

YUP!

"Isn't that illegal, though?"

Looking at this bitch like I don't see no PoPo

Plus I know some popos up in CO than can roll a Mr. PoPo better than I roll in the dough bro

I don't need no back massage

Unless my masseuse is Nicki Minaj

Roll a spliff then we can...

Mmmmm... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE

CHORUS