[Chorus]

They say I look like the dude from Ice Age, Sid

Hung out with the dude from the Bikini Bottom, my leg!

I went over her house, hold up, you got a twin bed?

I lost a race to Santa Claus when he raced me on his sled

Walked in a dark alley, ran into a crackhead

Seen Ric Flair go WOOO! Snatched her wig off, WOOO!

You got AIDS? Fuck! I gotta pay child support? Fuck!

[Verse]

I just beat the Flash and Sonic in a race

I don't got no facial hair so I got a naked face

Your breath smell like shit, damn, use some toothpaste

Big show stomp on the ground, that’s an earthquake

The fan on my game; FFFFFFFF, mousеs in my kitchen; SHSHSHSHSH

Roaches answering my phonе; “Hello?”, you have chlamydia again, fuck!

You got dust on your shoes, you might need a duster

Smacked a bald head dude, turned out to be my brother

You want some of this ketchup or mustard? (Huh?)

[Chorus]

They say I look like the dude from Ice Age, Sid

Hung out with the dude from the Bikini Bottom, my leg!

I went over her house, hold up, you got a twin bed?

I lost a race to Santa Claus when he raced me on his sled

Walked in a dark alley, ran into a crackhead

Seen Ric Flair go WOOO! Snatched her wig off, WOOO!

You got AIDS? Fuck! I gotta pay child support? Fuck!