Meet [REDACTED], 44 years old

Fed up with life and the way things are going

He develops a habit for drunk driving

And on his way home, he has a sudden realization

And his conscience comes into play

[REDACTED], you had one too many beers, man

Why you watchin' this, I know you ain't a fucking Bears fan

Your family needs you here and you ain't even fucking there, man

Still acting like you is a motherfucking square, man

The school ain't doing to well, I'm sure you can tell

But I touched some little girls and when I die I'll go to hell

So I'mma get up on this later and pretend that I fell

Hope thе next superintendеnt will do the job well

All those kids looking up to you, I know you don't know what to do

I know you're feeling lost, man, but turn on that exhaust fan

I know how you feel, it's not worth it for real, aye

What's the fucking deal? please stop breathing all that CO

Dumb hick town and the students even dumber

Way too many months ahead to look forward to the summer

My wife will be okay even if this news stun her

But it's time, feeling sleepy, bout to hit eternal slumber

Something's telling me that my family don't love no more

If I see that bitch cheating imma have to hit the floor

Leave the engine on, I don't think I wanna live no more

Carbon monoxide in my garage this is where I die

Meet Jakob, 14 years old

He was in middle school when he heard about

The passing of the superintendent

His mind starts to race, and once again

His conscience comes into play

I heard the news when he turned blue

I would do the same shit in his fucking shoes

Back in elementary school, heard about the DUI

The leader of a school, yeah, what a fucking guy

Saw him at a track meet, he was always yelling

Hated going to his school I wanted to tell him

Supposed to be our leader, he was a convicted felon

Nice guy attitude that he was never selling

Don't go bald, don't work for a school

Cause if you do you're a real fucking fool

Stupid motherfucker always caught me with a Juul

Sure I'm not the only one, he touched me in my family jewels

They put up a sign, it said "IN MEMORY OF [REDACTED]"

Paid tribute to honor roll kids who impressed him

Now I'm paying tribute in this studio session

If his family hears this, know I'm just messing

Breathing in exhaust fumes is not too fun to do

Die a dumb death and now we making fun of you

Car still on in garage can't you get a clue

This was that new lady's plan to get rid of you

Something's telling me that my family don't love no more

If I see that bitch cheating imma have to hit the floor

Leave the engine on, I don't think I wanna live no more

Carbon monoxide in my garage this is where I die

Carbon monoxide in my garage