[Intro]

I gotta get out

Been making bands now

I'm making money so I been tryna cash out

[Chorus]

And MMs tryna hunt my spreads

Hedge funds tryna get me played

Surfin' on WallStreetBets

I'm tryna get well fed and paid

Wagie pushed me back to the edge

Institutions marked me a threat

Yea the SEC and Fed, AML and the IRS

Yea the SEC and Fed

Tryna tax me for these bands

CPA had to draft a plan

Paying more than the president

MMs tryna hunt my spreads

Institutions marked me a threat

Yea the SEC and Fed, AML and the IRS

[Verse 1]

Yea I used to be in debt

Wage Cage, Fam, and College

Invested the second I learned about it

Addicted to models and buying the dip

Bought up some Tesla, and Apple, a bit

Tryna do DD to sell at the top

Nowadays, I just roll with the trends

They ask what I make, I say, "I make a lot"

In the discord passing bags, typing in the WSB chat

Referral links wasn't to bad and all my free shares came from SNAP

Moon Room those my dawgs, Theta Gang we made amends

Market Makers those ain't my friends

Finna bankrupt 'em 08' Lehman

Ain't no advisor, don't even do business, I do CS

Learned it all on my own, Showed the 'fessor my funds, boomer wasn't impressed

The 'folios been going up, been trusting my gut, doing TA less

Was riding on them Elliott Waves, Stoch RSI, MACD, /ES

[Chorus]

And MMs tryna hunt my spreads

Hedge funds tryna get me played

Surfin' on WallStreetBets

I'm tryna get well fed and paid

Wagie pushed me back to the edge

Institutions marked me a threat

Yea the SEC and Fed, AML and the IRS

Yea the SEC and Fed

Tryna tax me for these bands

CPA had to draft a plan

Paying more than the president

MMs tryna hunt my spreads

Institutions marked me a threat

Yea the SEC and Fed, AML and the IRS

[Verse 2]

And I just had a audit last year, Tryna be like the musketeers

I got 3 bezos, buffet, and bill, FD paid soon as I got filled

Askin' me when to take profits, Ain't no money amount in my head

Want a 10-bagger no less, These calls gon' be my death

70 trades in a row like Duck

Made money on the way down, sideways, up

Institutions got me bearish like Face or Dust

Fed keeps on printing but there's not enough

SEC lacking need Milton or Musk

IRS tracking every option I dump

Ain't gon' have bills Imma have billions

Going out like Ackman, Belfort, or Trump