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My masses of classes

Headers I compile and distribute

Open source, if you'd like to contribute

Arrays on arrays my stack grows a tribute

To pushing and popping

XOR and NOP'ing

Systematic file locking

My SQL knows no equal

Indexed with my brain

Got a million people

Eagerly awaiting my macro advances

Running with my beta cause I'm taking chances

Increment 'i' do {} while

Others key style

Flavor to the Nth goes to the Nth mile

Main function

Harness execution flow

Arguments pass on and my program's slow

Pass sleep to the infinite

My function's so intimate

I know my code better than you

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My code is mental

To be exponential

Cyborgs the quintessential

Jacked in the matrix since day one

I see all the code and I watch it run

My fondness for subroutines

The code of machines

Lies within my register set

I X'd every 86

86’d every X

Buffer overflow in every respect

Now

Like a horse I'm chomping at the bit

But eight times that when I make it a hit

Because my byte's a lot worse than my bark

And I'm saving more screens than After Dark

Zero to one then one to zero

The nerd rap platinum superhero

Sweet sixteen, the hexadecimal

Being the king is somewhat stressful

With every gig, I secure a gig

Catch me on tour with a black Touareg

Rolling with WiFi on your block

Prospering like Dr. Spock