It was a California August in '82

When my mother gave birth to the Spamtec crew

Thirteen years later had me looking at Linux

Programming made me stronger like Popeye to spinach

Now, people know that a DG carry weapons

But if that weapon is a NES, you stepping?

We finished Contra with only one life

Finished Metal Gear 2 using only a knife

Right - People might think that we're fronting

Then they see all the noobs online that I'm punting

My rhymes flow just like my code

Even though my source is owned by SCO

What about my endian? I keep it low

See me on GunBound? Call me pro

I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro

This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know

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I'm a legend everywhere that I go, every distro

Every Craigslist ho pumping they fist, yo

Can't get enough of ytcracker's jams and they

Can't get enough of ytcracker's spam

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I said my hearts wide open- goatse-

And my Window's min(h) like Ho Chi

I'm just another nerd but I rap about it

Shit talk on the net then I laugh about it

I've been caught slipping like the Star Wars kid

When I'm on eBay sniping a bid

Catch me on a webcam like numa numa

See me at the club and I'm rocking Puma

Another net legend, if ya see me yodel

Spit a little something that's anecdotal:

Tell me bout the time that eBaumsworld

Stole your chop like I stole your girl

Catch me on genmay not Something Awful;

Lowtax would ban me, rofl rofl

I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro

This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know

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