Spot her in the corner

She was looking kind of lonely sipping a corona

I could be her good time donor

As long as i can ace the broads male owner

When i say that i mean it nicely

Cuz ain't a player in the game own wisely

Greet her out in public

Then i spit a pair of couplets flying off the cuff

Fuck the dumb shit

Can you keep a secret?

We can do this quietly please believe it

I need it my vespene gas depleted

I deeed it i need my porter greeted

I'm egregious dirty on the airwaves regis

Who wanna be a millionaire win the penis

Deem this relationship I'm the keenest

Commander keep my ship the cleanest

What if so and so find out?

Then neither of us doing our job and that's tragic

Sadly i'm a bit of an addict

Of running all around and playing in traffic

Doing bad shit out of habit

Ain't nobody else gotta know how we living

I'm dipping my pen in invisible ink

And dippin pen 15 in the pink - we on sync?

Then she gave me her number

Told her she could be my lightning i could be her thunder

Tear her whole world asunder

When she cum first then im banging loud i wonder

How bad do you want the lumber?

The cue cum cumber - dumb or dumber?

Succumbed to the game that i layed on thick

And right then and there she suck my dick (true story)

Phones already ringing off the hook

And its only been a day since i castled my rook

Checkmated her mate with the kung fu classic

Datsik southpaw nerdy magic

Little tragic but I'm jaded

Everytime i get a bit faded i'm hated

Cuz i play it loose and fast

On all the girls who would dare give a piece of ass

Set a little rendezvous

Ima trash that shit like the economy boo

Treat it so wrong that her husband feel

A disturbance in the force when I'm holding her heels

And that's how you do it correct

I got game that's all women respect

Spit a couple lines on to kissing her neck

And get her thang all nice and wet

Yea it might be evil

But the universe gave me this dick for the people

So i could be a dick in the sequel

After my hearts broken bitch we equal

Pay it forward like haley joel

I gotta play this role til i fill the hole

Up in my heart bitch and youre heartless

But im no better just another mad artist

Sorry you got victimized

But i ain't gonna lie - your wifes hot

And if a girl get jumpy and cheat on me

Then you can call a kettle black from the pot and get caught

In the meantime earn my stripes

I got your broad for the night - alright?

Im only looking out for me and mine

So kick a rock one time for your mind and get struck