Like most things in my life - i met her on the internet

I was still finding myself not quite centered yet

Nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet

Better yet - she ain't know my game or the yella vette

I just a teen with the hormones raging

She a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion

Hit her with the request chat at her behest

Bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

All the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless

Late night instant messaging trading secrets

Talking bout the feelings in the past we might've repressed

Bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest

Tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"

Don't wanna tell him i was dreaming all night

With a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font

Moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

Yea i know were a long long way from home plate

And i can't stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel

But no matter how long this girl make me wait

It don't matter cause she got that second base appeal

Learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon

In the shape of a heart took a picture in my room

Made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a Santa hat

Told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that

She let out a little giggle told me she was shy

But she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy

Asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?

At a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy

Dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)

So i got her address got up off the mattress

This was back in 1999 so i mapquest

Printed out directions marked up all the exits

Went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace

Told her i would see her and i hope her expectation

Met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

Yea i know were a long long way from home plate

And i can't stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel

But no matter how long this girl make me wait

It don't matter cause she got that second base appeal

Well it did - and she was all i hoped for

Made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store

So i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more

So i had to cope more

Burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting

Just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend

Holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop

Take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

She a little innocent parents old fashioned

I won't jump the gun on a night of rushed passion

Got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare

And a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air

Two of us a pair in twitterpation

And its only getting better every second that were waiting

No debating going on gonna take this girl to prom

And i can do the rest later Paris or Milan

Yea i know were a long long way from home plate

And i can't stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel

But no matter how long this girl make me wait

It don't matter cause she got that second base appeal

I know were a long long way from home plate

And i can't stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel

But no matter how long this girl make me wait

It don't matter cause she got that second base appeal