Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life

Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life

Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life

Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life

[Hook]

Nerd life: where it pays to be smart, it's an arcane art

Making lot of dough and no shit start

Nerd life sets us miles apart

Now we're in high-demand

Cause the world don't turn without us, man

We rock chips that are made of sand

More gold on board than a krugerrand

[Repeat hook]

Sweet like a cola, yes I'm a rolla

Catch me in the cut with a big pistola

Pilot seat - I'm root in the coupe

Cooking them fast like Ramen soup

Lean back grab the wheel and twist

Rolex shine off of my left wrist

They ask "now who is this?"

It's the man who made nerd life a business

I am the man I produce results

In life, I'm Delete, Control and Alt

I'm the final word

I'm the null at the end of the string

Said it before I'm the nerd rap king

Y'all think it's a joke but I broke every construct

Kept it real with my nerd life conduct

Earned my respect I'm a seasoned vet

Every clique, every crew, every city, every set

Everywhere I go it's the presidential

Penthouse, yachts, Wi-Fi essential

Widescreen laptop in the rental

Max DC's with ServerCentral

Warcraft from my little life raft

In the cool little pool, sunscreen on my back

I ain't pale, I'll get outside

But the basement's nice and cool at night

Like NASCAR I'm loading drivers

Fat bandwidth, T1 subscriber

Fat pipe to the central office

Confident, but some call me pompous

Got every right to act like an asshole

Call me alfalfa, the Little Rascal

Call me a nerd and you call me a shrimp

Now I eat shrimp cocktail, what's up pimp?

[Repeat hook]

But enough about my paper stacks

Three free albums, two hundred tracks

Frankie Went to Hollywood but he didn't relax

Now Nerdy South Records on the map, its a fact

Kept the buzz on the Internet fresh and alive

If you ain't going big then you won't survive

My artists hungry, to make some money

Producers, shit - they hit the ground running

See a hacker, another face in the crowd

Lift my shirt and fly my flag proud

Snyder put a fat tip to the walls

STC on the bathroom stalls

Nerd life, bitch, it's a revolution

Up on top of our evolution

Thanks for the fuel that I got in school

All you motherfucking bullies: now I make the rules

I know you're sad as you lay on the couch

In your little ratty house

Stuck up in that dead end job

Where you boss is a dick and you cry and sob

Wonder why you made fun of me then?

Cause that you heard that my company was hiring

Some scars run deep and I can't forgive

So go kick rocks cause I'm trying to live

They kick rocks now we call the shots

Cause their home computers serve as our bots

End some lives with the press of a key

Lay back sipping Mai Tai's on the beach

Know how it go, how the story ends, how it finish

I'ma be a legend, with god as my witness

See you in the future: Walmart greeter

Signed, YTCracker, the nerd life leader