[ytcracker]

So I slide up out of bed, fingers through my head

Three deep in the sheets just like Taylor said

Human girls and girls as bots

Ain't facing straight with their PCI slots

Input and output and my that's my function

Hit them with the dick at the pussy junction

If you resist her you be the resistor

Have you ever been with a nerd playing twister?

See me, I'm the nerd king mister

Installed my software the moment I kissed her

You ain't got a chance

I game like Halo

Throw a girl on my netblock just like J-Lo

Got what it takes, ask all but my ex

Them shallow girls just don't love the nerd sex

Grind in my hard drive and watch you boot

Injected my trojan and now I got root

[Chorus]

Ask me I'm going to give you nerd love

Control your bots with my power plug

Ask the ladies how I work my joystick

Cause I'm going to hit hard with the [?]

Got them girls screaming "ytcracker you're best

Won't you spread a little seed up on my chest"

Sitting in the tri-force max my load

Over head my proc' until it straight explode

Watch me heap overflow

Give a girl a little taste of my raw source code

This is how I spread my sperm like Melissa

Hiding my rootkit caress while I kiss her

Fact is: if you don't feel it

If you don't feel my style of my nerdlife lyrics

I don't want you anyhow

Cause a girl this down is probably playing WOW

Just ask Router, there's something about her

Slightly electric just like powder

I'm going to keep on sticking these chicks like RAM

Headshots out my head like bam-bam-bam

[MC Router]

Nerd love baby you know how it goes

This is how I do and everybody knows

I only like the nerds the G-E-E-Ks

Only getting nasty cyber me freak-ay

Your drives are really hard, baby don't get me too wet

My circuits will fry and I will disconnect

You got my heatsinks all hot and fired

You nerd boys know just how I'm wired

FTP don't worth the free trials

Baby scan my ports I'll open them for you

If you were [?] I'd turn your screen blue

Remember who we are: YTC and MC Router

King and queen of all that is 'leet

Now that we're connected by this nerd love beat

The super DG's that you can't delete

With our lyrical explosions you'll have on repeat