Ah yeah, you know it was bound to happen

The nerdrap king, the emperor of nerdrap: YTCracker

With a Guildwars track

Searing and pre-searing then searing again

See me return

Swarm after Titus got nothing on me, uh

Athlon bitch Tyria

Yeah the world famous YTCracker

Doing it big for Tyria

From Askalon to Shiva Peaks to Criton

Down to the ring of fire

Over to the crystal desert

Even the while male got their heads bobbing up and down

Yeah yeah nerdrap bitch whose the king? YTCracker

I am the hero, the chosen

Not even the frozen soil can keep me down

I be that YTCracker the platinum stacker

I'll get 15K through every town

Catch me in the forge selling max gold weapons

If you try to jack me see what happens

Guild-DGs you can check my tag

Fat pockets cause I'm holding runes on my bag

It all started in a place called Ascalon

Where a race called the Charr invaded us

A brave prince said "hold the wall, or we're dead!"

Couldn't hold it long, to the south we fled

To Ford Ranik

All the people in panic

The kingdom who was falling like the Titanic

I asked a guy with catapults "what you need?"

"I found some parts in the wreckage are you looking for these?"

Through the ruins to the Academy

To the place where the prince would rather be

You see, his daddy got a few problems

Problem is that he can't solve them

So he says "you're no longer my son

To the Shiverpeaks, bitch, get your ass on the run

To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider

To Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter

Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle

Go to the desert and flee from the scandal

Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst

Ascend after Dunes by doing you worst

To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design

The prophecy states at Perdition you'll find:

The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich

Beat him, take this scepter, and finish this bitch

Yeah

Uh, uh

So that chapter closes, arenas I journey

Beating Koreans in every Tomb tourney

Guild vs Guild since I got my own hall

Spikers and Spirits I'm smiting them all

Trying to take favor then offer to Grenth

Farm up some Ecto then spend every cent

Salvage some ruins and heal Divine Boon

Level to 20 on all of my tunes

Yeah, shouts to the oxy posse

There's a digital gangster up in this bitch

Guildwars nerdrap 2005

STC remains the greatest will always be the greatest

And you know how we do, biatch

YTCracker signing off 2005 Areanet worldwide