Ghost Gobbling

By YTCracker

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It's that be ghosting, get your head bobbing

Neighborhood robbing, pill-popping goblin

Otherwise known as the dirtiest nerdcore emcee

But I prefer to be referred to as the first DG

The first one who ran it all, cross-coordination

VMware of the game so stop your hating

Regarded as the hardest geekster artist

And it's going to me that takes this game the farthest

Hot off the presses, you know who the best is

Hack all your clusters and leave all the messes

Last, I'll remove your directory tree

If you ever want to step in the sector with me

I'll take out your honeypot, nectar my bee

Computer crime in the first degree

Ain't no stranger to jail or danger

And I swap them bits like a bus exchanger

My electronics slam like gonix

While I go slam sixty gin and tonics

Stay up through the night slam a couple volts

Slam on your box say it ain't my fault

I ain't mr cool but I still rep a fist of bucks

The net's Eastwood deluxe

Loaded and branded the nerdrap tux

Ducking the feds in the jet-black trucks

I ain't in the club if I'm not the boss

And the cameras they flashing like old CMOS

And when I'm tomcatting it up in my ride

Catch me with window down screaming nerd pride

Protecting my drive, yeah they call me SMART

Banging the bits like you old UART

If you don't do it big don't bother to do it

I'm old school like Shannara druids

Started as a fledging, nerd avenging

All the times of injustice need tending

Nerds on my block see the future pending

Cause it's all about us, now we're ascending

Don't cross my partners and quit pretending

Cause you ain't my level boy you ain't contending

Yeah all your raps are slightly offending

Obviously nerdcore needs some amending

Cross my posse, we box like moxie

Even when we compress, we ain't lossy

Shellcode in my payload, chat using a-mode

Stick to a mark like he got J. Lo

SoftIce progs and I set breakpoints

Soft-ice fools and I break they joints

Crack these progs with hex-e patches

Crack they heads with my sexy matches

You know my verse is

You know what the worst is?

I hate waiting like pipeline burst kits

Put in my work now I want my dessert

Tested at exams and I earned my cert

My certificate of a nurga hustling

Maxed on the grind while you sipped on 'tussin

Watch me grab mics and this nerd be busting

Shit that stank I mean like dusting (dusting)

So as I gobble this genre down

Eating like cake up at lazy town

I'm a g-host and I keep the crown

King of the nerdrap pound-for-pound

Shell-reily up on the sonics

Hacking that fat geek philharmonic

United the clans try to chop my neck

When a nurga on the beach like Gregory Peck