[Intro: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton]

(Snoring)

Yaa

Okay, me boy, remember, take care of the Krusty Krab, while I'm on vacation

Yes sir, Mr. Krabs

And what is the number one rule, Spongebob?

Don't let Plankton get his hands on the formula

Atta boy

Spongebob, I'm leaving

But Squidward, what about the Krusty Krab?

Whatever

Now that Krabs is gone, I can finally use my hypnosis gun on SpongeBob, and make him give me the formula

*Evil laugh*

[Refrain: Plankton and SpongeBob]

SpongeBob, we need to talk

Stop what you're doing and let's take a walk

Look right here, in the machine

I need what you've seen in between your thoughts

Let's go, think about the formula

I need thе formula, that's what I need

Okay Plankton, I'm ready

Let's go, proceed

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Patrick]

Lettucе, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)

Now I'm going to show you, how to make the patty (OK)

First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)

Hey SpongeBob, we are going jellyfishing, want to come?

Yaa

[Verse 1: SpongeBob, Plankton]

When I jellyfish, I be swinging like I'm Spiderman

Make their belly squish, then release them like a sleight of hand (Spongebob)

You've got to admit he's spraying flames like the fireman (Spongebob)

When I'm jellyfishing in the hills of the fields, I be catching them all like it's Pokéman

Spongebob, that's enough!

Tell me how to make the patty, dude!

If you tell me now, and I mean right now

Then I swear you'll make me a happy dude!

Oh yeah, that's right

Sorry Plankton, I think I'm in a distracted mood

I really, really need this sponge

Speak, so I can show my gratitude

[Refrain: Plankton and SpongeBob]

SpongeBob, we need to talk

Stop what you're doing and let's take a walk

Look right here, in the machine

I need what you've seen in between your thoughts

Let's go, think about the formula

I need the formula, that's what I need

Okay Plankton, I'm ready

Let's go! Proceed

Yaa

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Sandy]

Lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)

Now I'm going to show you, how-how-how to make the patty (OK)

First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)

SpongeBob it's karate lesson time, bring your bum (Okay)

[Verse 2: SpongeBob, Plankton]

Yaa, I'm so strong, I look like a body shop

Square head, legs long, I look like a lollipop

And, and I got karate skills, just watch me karate chop

Hiya! Okay, maybe I should stop

I-I swear, I'm about to go berserk, if this goes any further (Further)

SpongeBob, get back to work, show me how to make the burger! (Burger)

Oh, yeah, that's right, Plankton

You are such a good observer

That, that's beside the point

Speak, and you better not murmur! (Murmur)

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Patrick]

Lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)

Now I'm going to show you, how-how-how to make the patty (OK)

First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)

Spongebob, you forgot to feed your snail, are you dumb?

[Outro: SpongeBob, Plankton]

Oops, sorry, Plankton, but I have to go home and feed my snail

You know what? I-I-I give up!

I'm going to bed, this isn't worth it