[Part I]

[Intro: YourBoySponge]

Yeah, this beat puts me in a sailing mood

Like I'm a sailor

Let me tell you guys a little bit of a day in the life of a sponge

[Chorus: YourBoySponge]

I got a lot on my mind

Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)

Ladies be hitting my line

But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)

I do not give them the time

Grinding to get this payp (Paper)

I'm so, same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

Same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

[Verse 1: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]

Yeah, he ready every time he step on the beat

Thought he was gonna be sweating

But then, instead, he told them you slept on me

All in your dreams like Freddy

When you hold your teddy

You boys Johnny Depp to me

Arms like old spaghetti, but the flow like confetti

Big yellow like I'm Sesame Street

Sheesh, red like Tickle Me Elmo

And I stick to the green like I'm sprinkled in Velcro

If you play with me money, I'll give you the elbow

If you play with me money, I'll give you this shell, bro

Oh, well, though, SpongeBob got the jail flow

And I don't mess around, just ask my snail, bro

And it's so many stories I have to tell, though

All these women wanna holla, I tell them "Hell no"

Wow, SpongeBob, why you have to yell though?

'Cause you act like it's a problem for women to smell though

Just relax, breathe in, and then exhale, bro

But if you wanna send me money, just hit my Zelle, bro

Mr. Krabs, please chill, go get a hotel, yo

'Cause yo quiero this place like Taco Bell, bro

'Cause I always treat women like Holy Grails, so

When it comes to this topic, I got's to bail folk, boom

[Chorus: YourBoySponge]

I got a lot on my mind

Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)

Ladies be hitting my line

But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)

I do not give them the time

Grinding to get this payp (Paper)

I'm so, same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

Same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

[Interlude: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]

(Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day)

So, SpongeBob, you're not feeling any of these women in your phone? (Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day)

No, Mr. Krabs, not really feeling any of 'em (Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day)

Well, let me give you some advice (Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day)

[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs, YourBoySponge]

From my calculations and these demonstrations

These ladies want communications and some stimulations

They just wanna play tricks, take your stuff and make bricks

She not seeing green, Krabs, we not in the Matrix

Don't give them attention, treat them just like henchmen

I'm not gonna find her Divine Intervention

'Cause I got a spine like a guy in the trenches

I'm not gonna buy any lie from the wenches

Ooh, I'm ready

I don't care for the risk

My stare is compared to the flares on my wrist

I'm rare like a mayor that don't swear with a fist

I'm scared of a fish that would dare try to kiss

But I tear up some chips quite often

And you know the air from my lips excite caution

Man, I swear the snare in this beat is like coffins

And I'm in the lair with a sweet white dolphin

Ooh, I'm ready

[Chorus: YourBoySponge]

I got a lot on my mind

Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)

Ladies be hitting my line

But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)

I do not give them the time

Grinding to get this payp (Paper)

I'm so, same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

Same sponge, different day (Same sponge, different day)

[Interlude: YourBoySponge]

Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day (I'm ready)

Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day

Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day

Same sponge, different day, same sponge, different day

[Part II]

[Interlude: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]

Yay

(Ooh, I'm ready)

Something about that violin, right?

Ooh

(Ooh, I'm ready)

You know we gotta go in, Mr. Krabs

I'm right here with you, boy

Ooh, I'm ready

Same sponge, different day

Same sponge, different day

Same sponge, different day

[Chorus: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]

(Named SpongeBob, but I'ma star like Patrick

Might be a square, but I'm far from average

Any beat I touch is a certified classic

Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick)

All about me money, I go so savage

I see it, I want it, I got to have it

Touch me first dollar and I saw madness

Money getting taller, and me pockets got fat-i-ness

[Verse 1: SpongeBob]

Took her to prom and I got Pearl chasing me (She chasing)

But I'm all set, these girls just ain't for me (Nope)

Long, tan, and handsome, want to be dating me (I'm sexy)

But I'm a fry cook, they're all the same to me (Similar)

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, what's good?

You a Krabby Patty, you can get flipped and cooked

With all this smoke, I am only square by looks

Mr. Krabs warned you, you know I got hooks

I am not the one, I won't be your husband

I am not interested in any of the cuffin'

Want me bad, but to me, it's nothin'

I'll have to go ghost like the Flying Dutchman

Let's get this money, Mr. Krabs, I got dope skills

I'm so sick that I had to take four pills

Yeah, SpongeBob sick, SpongeBob so ill

You can't see me like the invisible boat mobile

[Chorus: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]

(Named SpongeBob, but I'ma star like Patrick

Might be a square, but I'm far from average

Any beat I touch is a certified classic

Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick)

All about me money, I go so savage

I see it, I want it, I got to have it

Touch me first dollar and I saw madness

Money getting taller, and me pockets got fat-i-ness

[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs]

Me boy, get back to work, there's money to make (Big money)

It's like Pearl's sixteenth how I'm blowin' this cake (With icing)

I love the smell of money, it keeps me awake (Not sleepin')

SpongeBob and Squidward better not be late

They want the formula, they want the recipe

I'm stacking cheese and lettuce and sesame

That Chum Bucket's a place I'll never be

Tell that boy Plankton, I want everything

Meet me at the Krusty Krab, it's lit (It's so lit)

So much money in my pocket, it won't fit (Fat thighs)

I got drive like I'm Mrs. Puff (Drivin')

Always wanting more, it's never enough (I need it)

Pockets like Larry, always on buff

No anchor arms 'cause I gotta stay tough (I'm so tough)

All for myself, I'm never sharing (Nope)

Your money moving slower than Gary

[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]

(Named SpongeBob, but I'ma star like Patrick

Might be a square, but I'm far from average

Any beat I touch is a certified classic

Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick)

All about me money, I go so savage

I see it, I want it, I got to have it

Touch me first dollar and I saw madness

Money getting taller, and me pockets got fat-i-ness

[Bridge: SpongeBob]

You guys ready for this mixtape?

Same sponge, different day

Same sponge, different day (Doesn't seem like you are)

Same sponge, different day, yeah

[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]

(Named SpongeBob, but I'ma star like Patrick

Might be a square, but I'm far from average

Any beat I touch is a certified classic

Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick)

All about me money, I go so savage

I see it, I want it, I got to have it

Touch me first dollar and I saw madness

Money getting taller, and me pockets got fat-i-ness

[Outro: SpongeBob]

Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick (Like Patrick, like Patrick)