[Intro: Your Stepdad]

Yeah, uh

Booty like Kali Uchis

Fuck her, then chuck them deuces

W-wait, ayy

Ayy, ayy (Damn, lil' FckBwoy, man, you know that I be killin' shit)

[Chorus: Your Stepdad]

Booty like Kali Uchis

Fuck her, then chuck them deuces

Half these hoes, useless

He finna sweat her? Doofus

Picked her out of the crowd like mucus

How come hoes wanna act so clueless?

Baby, yo' begging ass can't be choosing

Give you my soul, you bet' not lose it (Ayy)

[Verse 1: Your Stepdad]

She with a simp ass, cheap ass nigga

I'm just a lame-ass Eastside nigga

Stand on my bread, I'm 3'5”, nigga

I only hang 'round three, five niggas

Boofing a three-five, me and my niggas

We just— (Uh, damn, ayy)

She want love, but I can't give it

Walks on the beach, I'm not that nigga

Baby girl, chill, it's me and my niggas

My Nissan, I speed by niggas

Shoutout to gang like Eli

We finna stack this guap up knee-high

Fucking this Japanese ho like, “Ni Hao”

Fucking this country ho like, “Yeehaw” (Ayy)

[Chorus: Your Stepdad]

She got ass like Kali Uchis

Fuck her, then chuck them deuces

Half these hoes, useless

He finna sweat her? Doofus

Picked her out of the crowd like mucus

How come hoes wanna act so clueless?

Baby, yo' begging ass can't be choosing

Give you my soul, you bet' not lose it (We love you, Coz)

[Verse 2: Cosznmo]

Uh, yeah, uh, bet' not lose it (Uh)

Told that ho, she bet' not lose it

I put the clip in the Glock, I'ma use it (Uh)

Better pray I don't choose it

Letting it blow with a chop', know I'm ruthless (Uh)

Told her, “Come,” don't be useless

She topping me fire, I'm calling her toothless (Uh)

Yeah, I'm calling her— (Hold on)

Chop' got a kick when I'm fin' let the leg out

She cannot stay, when she done, she gon' check out

Just like a nerd, niggas keeping the TEC out

And you know I'm gon' blow it

She wish me to come 'fore I told her to blow it (Uh)

Call me CP3, how I throw it

Glock got a PPG, how I blow it (Uh)

Everytime, know we upping the score (Uh)

She gon' do what I say like a chore

Pass in the foreign, we gave her a tour

Shorty, no, I cannot love you no more (Uh)

Jersey ho, got her wet like the shore

Feel the opps got a hammer, I feel like I'm Thor (Uh)

Send that young man to the Lord

I double tap and she on my Explore

'Cause she got a (Uh), she got a ass like Kylie Jenner

Brownskin sauce like I'm Max with the Brenner

Keep two Glocks like I'm matching antennas (Uh)

Break her back in the back like a center

Lightskin shorty, I'm calling her Jenna (Uh)

Got me pulling her strings like a Fender

Got her wet with my hand so they call me a bender

Makota, they know I'm the greatest pretender (Grrah)

And I creep in all black like I'm Slender'

Just scored on the opps, they ain't have no defender (Uh)

I put Chrome on my heart 'cause it's tender

Glock shooting both ways, it's not picking genders (Uh)

Pushing the Cosznmo agenda

Soon to be known as the punchline inventor

Thinking shit sweet, then this Glock serving Splenda

[Outro: Cosznmo]

Yeah, uh, yeah

Yeah, hold on, yeah

Yeah, uh

Grrah, grrah, grrah (Know that I be killin' shit)