[Verse]
How do I unfollow my own mind on Twitter?
Where's the button that allows me not to feel so fucking bitter
Can I mute it or delete it or undo the thoughts I tweeted
I don't wanna fucking see it, I don't wanna Read Receipt it
I had a fucking meeting where my fucking head was seated
And it only had me looking like a very red elitist
Mind running like a fucking pair of cherry red Adidas
And the left and the right of it are ineffective leaders
Old left wants to analyze a data set
Right wants to fantasize about what I ain't played with yet
I don't gamble, man, but if I had to make a bet
I'd wager neither side the winner, call it quits and make my bed
I prefer a brand of minimal productiveness
To something sure to send me on a spiral self-destructive kick
I'm defensive as the Broncos in the Super Bowl
So often I am feeling stubborn, obstinate, and super cold
Man, fuck it, I'm moving to Nantucket
Strung out, up and had it with dancing the damn puppet dance
Kick it on the beach with my feet in some luscious sand
But I'd take a book and brain before I'd take a couple Xans
Bet you didn't see the rhyming that I'm doing coming
But if anybody need reminding that I'm human
I'm in deep, deep trouble and it ain't reciprocated
But it brought about a brilliant song, I guess that it's okay then
Well, for one thing, I can't get off of my Twitter
And while usually I use it for a laugh or joke or wit or funny fodder
Now I gotta see a fucking dummy toddler
Every time I check the Moments page, I don't know why I bother
What's worse is your lack of consecration
For a poet who it going with a rapper's concentration
And a knack for consternation, I enact a consultation
With a feeling somewhat like the morning after consummation
Think about it (think about it) [x8]