Like Chat - Intellectual

Gotta fire up Codex in this bitch

New terminal, terminal, terminal

Three times

Sticking to the Codex, all this Opus for the streets

What good is Claude Code, when the source is always leaked

We don’t trust Anthropic ‘cause their data always breached

That’s why all these teams are turning back to GPT

All my code is doomed, agent

All my code is broke

20 million tokens on one prompt cause of Claude Code

If I spend more tokens I might choke

That’s why OpenAI is the GOAT

Free Sam, agеnt, brought him back in

One terminal in each cornеr, every task pinned

He thinks cause he use Sonnet, that he’s active

Claude wrote the plan but Codex make it happen, brrt

And these models still the same

Every time it generates it only brings me shame

There’s a reason GPT got all this fucking fame

I put him on Claude, now his tokens maxed again

Got your repo in this bitch

We scanning through the diff

I got agents in this bitch

Tools up in this bitch

And it’s ‘bout the PRs in this bitch

Get merged in this bitch

All these pointers on me baby know its game time

Got the agents running drills on the pipeline

I’m a different agent, no, we not the same kind

You write project plans, I write mainline

Four agents in the repo is you like Chat?

One prompt built the whole dash is you like Chat?

Only green checks on the PR is you like Chat?

Whole team watching agents work, is you like Chat?

Merged straight to production is you like Chat?

Turn on extra high mode if you like Chat

Prompt another feature if you like Chat

These models hardly ever read specs

Don’t pull no benchmark outta your mouth

Let’s see if you can handle some stress

Ay ay let’s get it Claude

GPT, the reason, models, respect

The last one is better

Say it’s a lot of goofy LLMs

I mean ah

I hope your searching is semantic

These agents see the words, don’t understand it

Okay let’s boot him up

It’s time for him to show he’ll solve a problem

Dropped a new one for the public, then they had to go and lock it

Tell em ah

Yeah, yeah, come prompt with me

Fuck revisions, first draft of my PR

Hope there ain’t no regressions

App crashed out like “Fuck Claude”, pull Fable back if I have to

Got two T’s with me, I’m scrapping plans and shipping breakthroughs

It’s up, shipped too many features not to play it safe

If he walk around with that code, it ain’t production grade

You think I won’t drop the benchmark? I still got PTSD

Motherfuck the Big Three, models, it’s GPT

Claude a bum, what? I’m really like Chat

And your best work is a light patch

GPT outlive Claude chats

Claude a bum, ‘fore all your prompts getting buried

Put Claude next to GPT, now the gap is getting scary