[INTRO]
Chode: You know man, sometimes I don't know if it's even worth it
Dre: Ay. Nah nah nah. Keep yo chin up Chode
Chode: Bro, I just ain't feelin like myself
Dre: Come on Chode, remember what you do it for. You gotta dig deep
Chode: *sigh* You're right. You're right!
Dre: What you do it for, chode, tell em!
[Chorus]
I'm bout that JKC
Yeah you know what I mean
I been around the globe
Had every hoe that you could think
Yeah I got plenty girls
But I can’t never rest
I need that fuckin JKC
I think that I’m obsessed
I’m bout that JKC
Yeah if you know you know
I’m huntin' that shit down
Every single place I go
And when I’m feelin bluе
1 thing can set me free
Just take a doublе dose
Of that JKC
[VERSE 1]
She say that I’m a joke
But I don’t know what she mean
Girl I’ve been Daddy Chode
Since 2 thousand 18
I’m finly off the leash
My pockets hella green
And I’m ballin on a budget for that fuckin Ragu team
I’m a mutha fuckin dog
And I ain't even got to bark
I probably slapped that ass so hard
It left a fuckin mark
I’m a mutha fuckin dog
But don’t take me to the park
I need two of every girl
Like Noah’s fuckin arc
I been making so much dough
That I forgot to how to make bread
And this bitch been on my phone
To try and mess round with my head
Now she fuckin with Tyrone
But I don’t worry, I don’t fret
Cause her friend was at my concert
So I fucked her friend instead
[Chorus]
I'm bout that JKC
Yeah you know what I mean
I been around the globe
Had every hoe that you could think
Yeah I got plenty girls
But I can’t never rest
I need that fuckin JKC
I think that I’m obsessed
I’m bout that JKC
Yeah if you know you know
I’m huntin' that shit down
Every single place I go
And when I’m feelin blue
1 thing can set me free
Just take a double dose
Of that JKC
[VERSE 2]
Everybody gettin settled
I ain't really bout that life
Like tell me what the chode would need
With two kids and a wife
Rather get a girl who’s tight
And a bit below my height
And if I hit it once
Then I always hit it twice
And they say that I can’t rap
But honestly that’s cool
Cuz I nut inside they wife
And then they take my kids to school
Bro when I’m on the scene
I’m a demon on a ghoul
And when I hit that mic
They wetter than a pool
And I don’t mean to judge
But yall ain't do it right
Without that JKC
Bro you ain't livin life
Yeah It’s the only way
But don’t take it from me
I know another guy
Who’s hooked on JKC
[VERSE 3 : D ON DRE]
Yeah I agree with chode
That JKC the bomb
I need a girl with class
I need a girl who dom
A foreign lil bitch
From France or Vietnam
Who’s down for kinky shit
Like threeways with her mom
And she can get the pipe
But that don’t mean that we gon date
I got plenty girls who want me
And plenty on the way
Yeah she might be a dime
But I got dollars worth of cake
They call me Fifty D
Cause I got hoes in every state
Busted so much nut, that I got more white than the snow
I could be somebody’s father, and I wouldn't even know
I take somebody’s daughter, and I turn her to a hoe
And right before I leave I pass her off to Chode
[VERSE 4]
But girl that’s what you get
When you leave a dog around on the house
Might take my big ass tongue
And I might slobber down her blouse
And when she give that head
She a scholar with her mouth
Might clap her in the sheets
Then rob her on the couch
Yeah I'm up
I get paper by the trays
And when I pass a bitch
I make that bitch go look both ways
Her ass was so damn fat
That I asked her what it weigh
I’m known around the globe but it be Cincy where I stay
[Chorus]
I'm bout that JKC
Yeah you know what I mean
I been around the globe
Had every hoe that you could think
Yeah I got plenty girls
But I can’t never rest
I need that fuckin JKC
I think that I’m obsessed
I’m bout that JKC
Yeah if you know you know
I’m huntin' that shit down
Every single place I go
And when I’m feelin blue
1 thing can set me free
Just take a double dose
Of that JKC
[OUTRO]
D ON DRE: Ay Chode, in that order?
Young Chode: In that order…