[Verse 1: Yosemite Sam (Maurice LaMarche) & Female Singers]

I had a toy train when I was young

But a wheel fell off and it wouldn't run

And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I blew my stack!

Yosemite Sam

Daddy sent me to school, but things got weird

When the kids made fun of my long red beard

And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I blew my stack!

Kablamity-blam

The Merchant Marine kept my temper at bay

Until a dolphin looked at me the wrong way

And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I blew my stack

You better watch it dolphin!

Dolphin: Aw, man

So I worked at the library, peaceful place

But people kept turning their books in late

And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I blew my stack!

You gotta bring your books back in

[Verse 2: Yosemite Sam (Maurice LaMarche) & Female Singers]

Well, I try to stay calm, cool as ice

But somebody says something just not nice

Deep insidе I just don't feel right

I'm like a walking stick of lit dynamite

I'm about to blow, you bettеr go

You're about to guest star on The Blow My Stack Show

Anger management class says "count to 10"

But I only get to three and then

Guess what?

I blow my stack!

He didn't get to 10

Hey! Quit rubbing it in!

Sorry Sam, that's what happened

It's like you're trying to get me to blow my stack!

Maybe that's the plan

Ooohh, I'm-ah warning you!

He's gonna go kablam

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(EXPLOSION)