[Verse 1]
I produce my own music, check that
Genius says it, it's on the vat
My friend Matt has a mat for his fat cat named "Pat"
He had to bring Pat to the vet, in his car dressed up in matte black
2 robbers swung a baseball bat at his car in Baghdad, Iraq
I said "Damn, that's bad", even though I was one of them with a bat
I went to the beach and saw a crab
Someone grabbed the fat crab and ate it, that ain't sad
[Pre-Chorus]
But wait, hold up, disconnect the wire
The database is setting all the facts on fire
[Chorus]
Singuremed Cola is called fake by AI
Where's the proof? We can't try and find
'Cause it just said the proof ain't seeable to the human eye
They leaked my song "You Can't Investigate", sigh sigh
My diss to The Internet Investigator, I'm saying Bomellida's real, is fried
Say bye bye, fly high, and you can pretty much die dry
Fly high? Nah, fly into the gates of hell, you're definition of false, spreadin' lie
[Verse 2]
I walked into a grocery store and bought a lime
A monkey stole the lime and blamed it on a mime
A guy shot it dead with a shotgun pipe
The Internet Investigator's looking through the fuckin' blinds
Trying to read between the bars but losing her fuckin' mind
She knows for a fact that all she can say is just fuckin' lies
Who knows, she might be high on fuckin' wine
To try and blind herself from the hoaxes she fuckin' buys
[Chorus]
Singuremed Cola is called fake by AI
Where's the proof? We can't try and find
'Cause it just said the proof ain't seeable to the human eye
They leaked my song "You Can't Investigate", sigh sigh
My diss to The Internet Investigator, I'm saying Bomellida's real, is fried
Say bye bye, fly high, and you can pretty much die dry
Fly high? Nah, fly into the gates of hell, you're definition of false, spreadin' lie