[Intro]

(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)

Damn, where the fuck I'm at?

(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)

[Verse]

Aye, I'm a Doonie Scout

I'm in Candy Land off a perc, I'm pointin' doonies out

Everybody fuckin' in the crib, it's a doonie house

In this room, niggas eat the cat, you hold coochie mouth

In this room, you beat the doonies down, make her coochie smile

Get put out for eatin' bitches ass, you hold booty mouth

You can't come back to Candy Land, you just broke the rules

Walk down the street to Coochie Land, it's so beautiful

Beat the pussy up like some drums, it go do-do-do

This song is rated R, like the movies do

Bitch been shakin' ass all day, I bet her booty loose

When I did that I wasn't yawnin', I was really rappin'

When I was supposed to be in school, I was really trappin'

Hold on, let me get back to what I was talkin' bout right quick

I just woke up in a place, it was magic, it was really lovely

I just made this bitch fall in love, this bitch really love me

Bitch really pretty on the internet, this bitch really ugly

New suit like Mike Lowrey, this bitch better not touch me

Why the fuck you give me your heart? Did you really trust me?

I can't fall in love with no bitch, cause I love the money

I be talkin' dirty to my bitch, she just want my money

How the fuck I end up in here? Where the fuck I'm at?

How are you doing?

No-no-no, I don't wanna hear that shit

Hold on, calm down, calm down

No-no-no-no

You in a world full of thick booty bitches, with their thitties out

In the crib suckin' on some nipples, it's a thittie house

I've been suckin' thitties all day, I got a thittie mouth

Okay, what's this here? What's this here?

Do you see them big mountains down the street? Yeah that's Dookie Land

Gotta meet the king of eatin' ass, he the Dookie Man

Haha, he the Dookie Man, what the fuck?

Is that true?

Believe or not

Okay now let me tell you 'bout the Coochie Man, he the ladies man

He can make a bitch fall in love, they go crazy man

Always got on that suit and tie, he a smooth dude

Group of bad bitches butt naked, it was nude nude

But you still haven't told me how I got here man

How the fuck I get here man?

You must've clicked your heels twice, stepped back, and said "Coochie Man"

I just did my dance in the coochie, that's my coochie dance

Bitch you gotta let—AHHHH!

Bitch you gotta let my friend fuck, that's my coochie friend

Bitch back arch when she walk, that's her coochie stance

[Outro]

Come here girl

Come here girl

That's a good girl

That's a good girl

Yeah

He in Coochie Land