[Sober Northug, *drunk Northug*]

I am sober

Okay, I had a beer or two

But now I'm sober

I swear, this is all a big mistake

This blood is clearly fake

And I know because I'm sober

*Hei! Æ snakke te dæ!*

I have been sleeping in my bed

Completely sober

*Petter Northug! Æ heite Pet-*

And I, I am gonna prove you wrong

With my song

*Kutt ut, slapp av. Dokk treng itj å vær så voldsom. Faen*

I can walk the line

*I walk the line, I walk the line*

I'll blow your mind

With my flute

I am sober

Yes, deep down in my heart

I know I'm innocent

And I

Feel completely fine

Yes I feel, yes I feel, yes I feel

Yes, I'm sober

When you gently touch my hair

*Au! Æ e Petter Northug*

And whisper in my ear

You know it's true

That I am

Sober