[Intro]

It's a career that lasts a lifetime

A career where you’re always on the winning team

Put your skills to work

In the military

I was on the streets

In a gang, shooting people and running drugs

Now, I'm making something of myself!

I kill people and run drugs for the CIA

In this job you not only help yourself, you help your country!

Only in the military would a teenager be given responsibilities like driving a nuclear submarine, maneuvering a tank, or dropping high-ordinance explosives

Make a change for yourself

In the military

I was in college constantly getting into pointless fights I didn't understand about

Nеbulous concepts and belief systеms

I got tired of arguing about what’s right

So I dropped out of college and joined up

Now, I know I'm right

In the military

Learn confidence!

I was having fantasies about stabbing people

Now, I can do it for my country

Live the military life

Positions are unexpectedly vacant every day!

In fact, I'm about to give up my will paid job as a voiceover actor in order to sign up and be shouted at by a lot of sexually confused skinheads!

I want excitement

And what could be more exciting than shitting yourself while getting shot at in the jungle?

Certainly beats sitting in this booth all day

Be number one

Turn your life around

In the military