[Intro: Erick Sermon & (Xzibit)]
(Come On)
Xzibit (Yeah)
E-Dub
[Verse 1: Xzibit]
It's that millennium ridiculous flow, I never let go
Niggas gettin' knocked out is part of my show
Let them know who they fuckin' with, yo – a rhyme wrangler
Triangular push-up, the Hillside Strangler
Dangle a–nigga by the ankle off the balcony
Now let his punk ass go, look out below (–elow)
It's a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down
We officially not fuckin' around
Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box
With my fresh pressed khakis and a slingshot
So heatbox all day in a nigga face
And all you bitches see the dick that you should've ate
[Chorus: Xzibit]
Call it what you wanna call it
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
Call it what you wanna call it
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
[Verse 2: Erick Sermon, Xzibit ]
Yo, I'm in the zone, and lyrically gone
Got the spot blown, (Boom) Oklahoma
Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
Yo, I bang a nigga head 'til his neck pop
X and E.S., out for the cream
Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy
Uhh, give it to y'all, in 'Any Given Sunday'
With J. Foxx – name the spot, make it hot
("I hate E so much right now")
Blow it down, hooker
Bounce, come off the ropes like J. Snuka
( Two fly motherfuckers ) You can't fuck with it
Backed by Open Bar, so y'all forget it
[Chorus: Xzibit]
Call it what you wanna call it
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
Call it what you wanna call it
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
[Verse 3: J-Ro]
J-McEnroe, cam smashin', party crashin'
I'm sockin' niggas in their goatees
I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
I'm in the room with ten G's, counting 10 G's
'Cause we need a bag of weed (Can you smell weed?)
Now we need ten dimes, to blow on deez like wind chimes
Time to close the blinds, 'cause you all in mines
I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
Drink so much Captain Mo' all I need is a parrot
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
You underground, we underwater, drinkin' liquor by the gallons
[Verse 4: Tash]
Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin', head rushin'
If I'm too drunk to walk, I'll rock a party on crutches
And still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it
Forget it, it's Likwit, Tha Liks and Xzibit
Ca-Tash on the blast, the final piece to the puzzle
I slap bitches on the ass, I slap pits up out the muzzle
I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistent
You wack and I'm Ca-Tash, and that's the motherfuckin' difference
For instance, ' 21 and Over ' set your clocks back (Tick-tock-tick)
Still standin' where the rocks at
Two-thousand-one , we still young guns that's Restless
(30 niggas, 60 hoes), and that's the motherfuckin' guest list
[Chorus: Xzibit]
Call it what you wanna call it
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
Call it what you wanna call it
A Tale Of Two Cities is a book by Charles Dickens.
This phrase basically means “No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team.”
One of their albums
“Tha Alkaholiks” was Xzibit’s rap group from 1992-2006 with members such as Tash, J-Ro, and E-Swift of whom are in this song.
The guest list is made so that for each guy, there’s 2 girls. With 2 girls for each guy, this definitely isn’t a sausage fest.

This album was released in 2000, the beginning of the new millennium.
Al Bundy was the lead character from the show ‘Married with Children’; about your typical sitcom type family: poor, dysfunctional etc..

Man, that’s a harsh reference to the Oklahoma bombing five years previous.
This could be a reference to Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice.
PROPOSED SUGGESTION: Likely a reference to the rumors of Suge Knight dangling Vanilla Ice off of a hotel balcony.
X stands for Xzibit, and E stands for Erick (Sermon).
“Black Cop” was a KRS-One song from 1993. KRS spoke negatively towards police in his songs.
“In the room with 10 Gs” meaning ten Gangsters and “Counting ten Gs” referring to ten grand ($10,000)
The mascot for Captain Morgan is a pirate, pirates are known for having parrots.

Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka was a professional wrestler in the 70s and 80s known for his high flying moves off of the top rope turnbuckle. Wrestlers use the ropes in a wrestling ring to jump off of and gain better momentum to take out their opponents.

