Alkaholik

By Xzibit

On Restless

Released on December 12, 2000

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[Intro: Erick Sermon & (Xzibit)]

(Come On)

Xzibit (Yeah)

E-Dub


[Verse 1: Xzibit]

It's that millennium ridiculous flow, I never let go

Niggas gettin' knocked out is part of my show

Let them know who they fuckin' with, yo – a rhyme wrangler

Triangular push-up, the Hillside Strangler

Dangle a–nigga by the ankle off the balcony

Now let his punk ass go, look out below (–elow)

It's a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down

We officially not fuckin' around

Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box

With my fresh pressed khakis and a slingshot

So heatbox all day in a nigga face

And all you bitches see the dick that you should've ate


[Chorus: Xzibit]

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it

[Verse 2: Erick Sermon, Xzibit ]

Yo, I'm in the zone, and lyrically gone

Got the spot blown, (Boom) Oklahoma

Watch the aroma, catch those who love me

My underground dirty cats on dune buggies

I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it

Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it

Yo, I bang a nigga head 'til his neck pop

Do a KRS-One to a "Black Cop"

X and E.S., out for the cream

Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy

Uhh, give it to y'all, in 'Any Given Sunday'

With J. Foxx – name the spot, make it hot

("I hate E so much right now")

Blow it down, hooker

Bounce, come off the ropes like J. Snuka

( Two fly motherfuckers ) You can't fuck with it

Backed by Open Bar, so y'all forget it


[Chorus: Xzibit]

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it


[Verse 3: J-Ro]

J-McEnroe, cam smashin', party crashin'

I eat MCs like a ration

I'm sockin' niggas in their goatees

I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies

I'm in the room with ten G's, counting 10 G's

'Cause we need a bag of weed (Can you smell weed?)

Now we need ten dimes, to blow on deez like wind chimes

Time to close the blinds, 'cause you all in mines

I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it

Drink so much Captain Mo' all I need is a parrot

You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance

You underground, we underwater, drinkin' liquor by the gallons


[Verse 4: Tash]

Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin', head rushin'

If I'm too drunk to walk, I'll rock a party on crutches

And still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it

Forget it, it's Likwit, Tha Liks and Xzibit

Ca-Tash on the blast, the final piece to the puzzle

I slap bitches on the ass, I slap pits up out the muzzle

I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistent

You wack and I'm Ca-Tash, and that's the motherfuckin' difference

For instance, ' 21 and Over ' set your clocks back (Tick-tock-tick)

Still standin' where the rocks at

Two-thousand-one , we still young guns that's Restless

(30 niggas, 60 hoes), and that's the motherfuckin' guest list


[Chorus: Xzibit]

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it

Call it what you wanna call it

I'm a fucking Alkaholik

Bring it if you really want it

Ain't gotta put no extras on it

“I eat MCs like a ration”
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A ration is a certain amount of food put aside to be consumed in one day. He can only “eat” a certain number of rappers/MCs everyday, but does so voraciously because of his immense hunger.

“It’s a tale of two cities,”
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A Tale Of Two Cities is a book by Charles Dickens.

“‘Any Given Sunday’”
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This phrase basically means “No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team.”

“Call it what you wanna call it I’m a fucking Alkaholik Bring it if you really want it Ain’t gotta put no extras on it Call it what you wanna call it I’m a fucking Alkaholik Bring it if you really want it Ain’t gotta put no extras on it”
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“Tha Alkaholiks” was Xzibit’s rap group from 1992-2006 with members such as Tash, J-Ro, and E-Swift of whom are in this song.

“(30 niggas, 60 hoes), and that’s the motherfuckin’ guest list”
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The guest list is made so that for each guy, there’s 2 girls. With 2 girls for each guy, this definitely isn’t a sausage fest.

“It’s that millennium”
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This album was released in 2000, the beginning of the new millennium.

“Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy”
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Al Bundy was the lead character from the show ‘Married with Children’; about your typical sitcom type family: poor, dysfunctional etc..

“Got the spot blown, (Boom) Oklahoma”
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Man, that’s a harsh reference to the Oklahoma bombing five years previous.

“Dangle a–nigga by the ankle off the balcony”
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This could be a reference to Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice.

PROPOSED SUGGESTION: Likely a reference to the rumors of Suge Knight dangling Vanilla Ice off of a hotel balcony.

“X and E.S.,”
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X stands for Xzibit, and E stands for Erick (Sermon).

“Do a KRS-One to a “Black Cop””
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“Black Cop” was a KRS-One song from 1993. KRS spoke negatively towards police in his songs.

“I’m in the room with ten G’s, counting 10 G’s”
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“In the room with 10 Gs” meaning ten Gangsters and “Counting ten Gs” referring to ten grand ($10,000)

“Drink so much Captain Mo’ all I need is a parrot”
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The mascot for Captain Morgan is a pirate, pirates are known for having parrots.

“Two-thousand-one”
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Although Xzibit’s album Restless was released in late 2000 in December, here he refers to the next year 2001 which is not too far away.

“Come off the ropes like J. Snuka”
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Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka was a professional wrestler in the 70s and 80s known for his high flying moves off of the top rope turnbuckle. Wrestlers use the ropes in a wrestling ring to jump off of and gain better momentum to take out their opponents.