H-A-T-E, is that how you spell love in your dictionary?

K-I-C-K, pronounced as kind

F-U-C-K, is that how you spell friend in your dictionary?

Black on black, a guidebook for the blind

Well, now that I can see, my eyes won't weep

Now that I can hear, your song sounds cheap

Now that I can talk, all your corn I'll reap

I'm not so sure that Joey wed a virgin Mary

There are no words for me inside your dictionary

S-L-A-P, is that how you spell kiss in your dictionary?

C-O-L-D, pronounced as care

S-H-I-T, is that how you spelt me in your dictionary?

Four-eyed fool, you led 'round everywhere

Well, now that I can see, it's the queens new clothes

Now that I can hear all your poison prose

Now that I can talk with my tongue unfroze

I'm not so sure of Santa or the buck-tooth fairy

There are no words for me inside your dictionary

Now your laughter has a hollow ring

But the hollow ring has no finger in

So let's close the book and let the day begin

And our marriage be undone