[Intro] (Annoying Ass Dude)

Hey, how you doing

(Hey, how you doing man)

I'm good man

(That's good, you ready for the work today man?)

What?

(I said are you ready for the work today man?)

Uh, I mean I guess so...

Ah, shit

Yo when the hell did this elevator get this hip-hop shit

I don't know man

Alright, I'm gonna lay something down to this then

[Verse 1]

Yeah, uh, This elevator music

Know this shit is therapeutic

This the type of shit where you

Wanna stand up and then go do it

I’m meditating

You be racin and you Tay-K-in

Chillin in venice I’m sittin here Vacay-in

Now I’m, Listening to Aminè and watching all this anime

Occupying time, while I drive right thru Virgini-aye

Story of my life on DVD and you be pressing play

While All of y’all be gassin me

Chillin in an Elevator

Comin back like im the terminator

Running back like I’m OJ

Bye, see ya later

Just be the motivator not the fuckin imitator

And go stick it to the court while you be Reggie I’m the Pacers

Shit is broken, shit is dumb, man I’m bored, it ain’t fun

I'm an adjective and a noun

Migos gotta pipe it down

I’m Curry from that downtown

They say that’s IT man you a clown

And I sat down thinking...

After I went had breakfast

Troy and Gabriella got this mother fucking necklace

Pour in the bowl then I have some Cereal

Go to watch movies like Star Wars I’m imperial

Darth Vader cereal

Man what you know

Say that’s it and you a joke

Now they say he back to sellin coke

Not the drug but the cola

Killing becoming colder

Mind becoming older

Making big bucks while you be sittin on the sofa

Let’s go

*Speaking*

Yo, I could really go for some Mac and cheese right now or like some Pizza

(What about a Salad?)

The fuck bro does it look like I want a salad

[Verse 2]

Uh, I, I just want them fries, and chicken, them fingers, it lingers

And then with the tenders I throw up the middle

Like I’m Malcom

Not X with a sad album

Not Chex Mix

It’s a whole different outcome

I wanna sit down and go right to the cafeteria

STDs be spreading cuz of all of this bacteria

People tryna bomb like the war goin on in Syria

While all the girls be tryna fit this fuckboy’s criteria

I’m MTV, I’m NBC, and you ABC-ing

HLR like I’m John man you can’t be see-in

Give me a reason

I’m about to start peaking

Snowden in the Winter I’m about to start leaking

PMSin, TBSin falling into a depression

My discretion is a question man what do I say?

Had a chance to meet Klay in Golden State with my bae

But I just ate lunch, PB & J right with some Frito lay

Who wrote this shit, they asked, I said it’s me okay

Going heaven like I’m Led takin that stairway

Bounce this shit like woah, ha, it’s child’s play

While I’m chillin, sippin some good old fucking cabaret

Oh by the way, I’m real, you fucking clichè

I hate this shit, like I’m Garfield on Monday

You turned me off on the mother fucking parkway

And now we done, it’s my mother fucking payday

(Outro) (Annoying Ass Dude)

(Uh, so, you're like really good at rapping, like really really good at rapping, I really think we should get to know each other better, and like maybe we can hangout and go to a party together, oh my god we should definitely go to a party together it would be absolutely insane.)