[Verse 1]

Oh, you could have been a diamond

A flicker in the campfire

But what shall you do now?

Nothing, nothing, you will do nothing

[Verse 2]

Or, you could've been the thirteen of spades

Destroyer of the jerk-off of hearts

Well you know, where should you go?

Nowhere nowhere, you won't be anywhere else

[Pre-Chorus]

I am right, vigorous (Oh yeah!)

You are wrong, pig-orous (Oh yeah!)

Holy F, holy U, holy C-K

O-S-H-A-W-A

[Verse 3]

Oh, you could've been a Modoc

The last free Indians in Washington

Five hundred or six hundred girls like you

Spilling their Percocet out on the lava flow

[Chorus]

White nerd, what have you learned?

White nerd, you let us down

White nerd, what have you learned?

White nerd, you let us down

[Bridge]

Oh you could've been more anti-yourself

So astoundingly unsilent

But makeup over your pimples

Will blow us fresh away

La, la, la, la, la, la

[Pre-Chorus]

I am unwrong, vigorous (Meow!)

You are unright, pig-orous (Woof, woof!)

Holy F, holy U, holy C-K

O-S-H-A-W-A

[Chorus]

White nerd, what have you learned?

White nerd, you let us down

White nerd, what have you learned?

Black nerd, we let you down