Xeezy

You remember back in school when you had like had no swagg

(Alter Ego)

I had swaqq hoss

(Xeezy)

Yuh wasn't getting no girls

(Alter Ego)

I had a gyal hoss

(Xeezy)

Yuh didn't even have no gears

(Alter Ego)

I had reallll brands

(Xeezy)

Yuh was just sad

(Alter Ego)

You was sad

Xeezy

LOOk!

Hop up out my bed,about to head to school

I was in Form 2,yeah a nappy headed fool

I think I...was a virgin,yeah I was a little pass due

& Usain Bolt was my uncle,cause I was a little fast *Pew*

It was a...little past 2 when I arrived where I was pose to

That's when I saw her for the 1st time,cracking a smile,chilling on the post to

She was with her girls crew,& you know how it is they do

Making her feel like she's the real deal,so she wouldn't want you

Form two,DAMN,she had that little form too

I wish I coulda said what it is that I really want to

But I was a...nobody back then,man I was so un-cool

What if I told you not only did she knew,she said I was ugly I should be home schooled

So cruel....

(Alter Ego)

SO FOOL,that's life,so what you gon do?

What? Cry & act a fool,because nobody want you?

(Xeezy)

Nah,I picked up ma shoes,& went straight to home room

Pulled out my books & waited,for my teacher to fall through

Fall through,damn I fall through the floor,falling for whores

(Alter Ego)

Yeah that's what I call a fall true

(Xeezy)

I'd probably get a tattoo,with words that read 'I love you',my baby beau

See this chick had a queue of fellas just waiting at her shoes

So what was I to do,but play basketball,hop round like kangaroos

Smile to think bout what I can,but will not do!

So you don't get it do you,she was a goddess in my eyes

The type of chick that hit puberty,when she was five

Do not act so surprised,she had a tonne of guys

See to her the skies the limit,but to me the limits the sky

So why bother to try,if she don't notice I'm alive

& if I waved at her hello,then she would probably pass me....BYE!

Break-time I'm ma try,let her know that she the bomb

& how I notice she's the only girl in class wearing a thong

That shit sounded so wrong,she'll say my eyes stretching to long

& then she'll slap me back & forth like I'm a nigga PING PONG

(Alter Ego)

Be strong nigga man up,do you wanna die a virgin?

Do you like the feel of blue-balls,how it feels constantly hurting

Sure yuh dick ain't pretty long,it wouldn't matter if it ain't working

Late nights under the bed sheets,you ain't dancing but you jerking

(Xeezy)

Shit,I ain't even working,I coulda bought her something

A ring,girl's like bling anything for a fling

Why does love have to sting? Why does love have to hurt?

Why can't she,see me for me nigga,& what I'm really worth

Look,I'm really good at verbs

I sometimes do home-work

Shit in Form 1 I used to run around in dirt

But I'm mature now,I'm older,I don't watch Pokemon again

& I'm pretty sure this white stuff coming out is semen

Look I'm breaking up inside

I want her to be my wife

If it ain't love at first zoom,I thinking love at first sight

I stare at her so much I'm afraid she'll catch me peaking

If she was my fricking girl I'd take her to malls on the weekend

(Alter Ego)

Dog you ain't carrying that gyal no way hoss

You know yuh broke!

You ain't no swagg,you in ha no money, yuh ha no gyal

Wa kinda,wa kinda jokey man you is dawg? You cah be liming around me dawg

Yuh cah be chilling,yuh cah be chilling with me

I does only roll with G's dawg,& I ain't talking bout money dawg

I don't even know it ha other letters in the alphabet dawg

So yuh betta,yuh betta stop all da panty man chupidness around me dawg

& talk to this chick correct

(Xeezy)

Look!

How you doing baby,my name is Xeezy

If you ain't doing nothing lunch time,why don't you see me

Make sure & bring a freezie

& don't be acting greedy

& the only time we'll break-up is when I give you permission to leave me

I'll make you drop yuh ego,before you drop yuh clothes

You a standing ovation,so when I see you I arose

I see you I see a rose,I may never propose,you wanna know if I love you? Well I suppose

You know how it goes,& yuh know a nigga swagging

& yuh know my dick is dragging,I leave yuh pussy burning like a dragon

I'll take you to my hood,& make you merry,with my bow & arrow,just like robin

I ain't no lil JOHN,sure would like to show you what I'm working with darling

What was that pardon?

Yuh got a boyfriend?

Aight then

I might bend,but I ain't coaxing

I'll just keep it moving