I'm hungry so I'm gonna have a hot dinner

Nuke it in the microwave and I got dinner

Set the timer, see that's how I clock dinner

Huntin season, so u kno I shot dinner

I ain't eatin salad no that's not dinner

Farm to the table that's a crop dinner

Got five courses that's a lot dinner

Delivered to my door knock knock DINNER!

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Now I'm chillin at my lakehouse

Ur girls here w/me, wants to make out

Cuz I opened up the oven pulled a cake out...

But first call and order me some takeouuuuut!---

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I been cookin breakfast since the fifth grade

Pullin out the blender make some melonade

Always hit my pans with the Pam spray

Ding ding ding ding, got a soufflé

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Everything I say is so rando

Gainin all these pounds like I'm Brando

Gotta food truck on the corner by the lamp post

Sellin sammies like I'm trappin out the bandoooooooo---

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Free chili, tho. Come and get some seconds

I clean my plate, gone in 60 seconds

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Hearin voices and it's probly cuz I'm hungry

Pull up at the bank then pull out some money

Pull in views on youtube cuz I'm funny

Pull down the pants on my belly, gettin chubby

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And I ain't sorry for the weight, too

But I apologize cuz I don't share food

And I'm sorry this freestyles kinda late too

I'll take a number 7 with a shake toooooooooo!!!!!!---

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Always hit the store with some coupons

Got the limo stacked with grey pupon

And when I om NOM NOM NOM

You gimme your mixtape for me to poop on

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Telling Oscar myer let my dogs out

Bringem to the grill for a cookout

Go hop in line and get yer buns out

Do you want some mustard or some sauerkrauuuuuuut?

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Diet bars, gotta make a kale shake

Pour a little almond milk on the corn flakes

Apples, lemons, pears instead of shortcakes (uh waiter)

How do ya say this mushroom? Is it shit takes?

Don't wanna get sick so I eat slow

Just hugged a potty bout a week ago (a week ago)

But the only thing the fans really wanna know

How you keep it kosher but go ham, tho????