[Verse]

I got

Armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92

It's fully locked and loaded and it's waiting just for you

A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips

A fully auto AK with the big banana clip

A .45 baretta with an extra magazine

A sawed off riot shotgun and the mighty M-16

A back up Colt .380 I keep inside my sock

All my guns are so much fun, I love them like my cock

[Chorus]

My 3rd leg is my savior

My 3rd leg's like a son

My 3rd leg is my master

My 3rd leg is my gun

[Solo]

[Verse]

I've got

Confiscated weapons from a hundred bogus busts

That wait for me when I get home to satisfy my lust

I feel their barrel close to mine, it's making me erupt

It's so good to be a cop, so good to be corrupt

[Chorus]

My 3rd leg is my savior

My 3rd leg's like a son

My 3rd leg is my master

My 3rd leg is my gun