[Verse 1]

If you're ever in the area

You crave a familiar face

A gift ain't necessary

You're welcome at my place

If the deli's right in front of you

There's an alley to its right

The club's called Legendary

You'll find me there each night

[Chorus]

We got food, but I wouldn't eat it

Got girls, hot and conceited

Got everything that you never knew you needed in life

We got Bruce, concocting his cocktails

Got style and a good eye for detail

You came here in shambles

I don't mean to ramble but

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

Or would you rather be dead? (Quite the opposite)

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

That's what the good book says

[Verse 2]

If you meet a certain Andrea

Do not disclose your name

I know you'll thank me later

It'd be a crying shame

[Bridge]

Ooh, shoo-bop-shoo-wop

Ooh, shoo-wop-wop

Ain't it good to be alive?

Would you rather be dead?

Ain't it good to be alive?

[Chorus]

We got food, but I wouldn't eat it

Got girls, hot and conceited

Got everything that you never knew you needed in life

We got Bruce, concocting his cocktails

Got style and a good eye for detail

You came here in shambles

I don't mean to ramble but

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

Or would you rather be dead? (Quite the opposite)

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

Or would you rather be dead? (Quite the opposite)

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

Or would you rather be dead? (Quite the opposite)

Ain't it good to be alive? (Bet your ass it is)

Or would you rather be

Or would you rather be dead?

Would you rather be dead?