(Hey man it's Jeremy, your manager

I just wanted to run a few ideas by you

I'm really having trouble pitching your music around

I gotta be honest

I sent it to Pitchfork and they said

Pitchfork you

Which I guess is like their way of cursing me out

And I was like it kinda sounds like that's the name of a college

Like Pitchfork University

My contact there just didn't respond, so I was like whatever

So I think we don't-

That route has been-

We've taken it to the end

And then as far as the charity thing that we talked about

I think it would be really great if we could get some press

So you doing like charitable stuff

Doing like nice things for other people

I originally suggested that you do nice stuff for other people on the album

Like you make a song that's like somehow a nice song for other people

Right now it's just all about your relationships and stuff

Which is like a little boring

But there's like some environmental charities that I was looking at

This one's called Hookah for Smog

And it's like

You know how there's all this smog in LA

This basically

It gets a bunch of people that love Hookah smoke

To go on the beach and just let it rip

And just like-

So that the smoke in the air at least has like a flavor

And like, the kids in the area too that are affected by pollution

They can come and smoke the Hookah too

And go like, this actually tastes like pineapple

Like this is like, this actually, like for real

Like taste this

It like actually tastes good

That's what the kids will say

Um, what else do I have

This-

Oh, sorry I just got up from

I'm in a hospital bed

I'm in the hospital

I just-

I got hit in the head by a hammer by one of The Three Stooges

Who came to my house

That's another story, but

I was watching tv

He popped out of the tv and hit me over the head with a mallet

And it was like-

That's never happened to me before

It's like The Ring

The last thing I'll say is I don't love all of the album

I think it's too much beeps and boops

I think that

Just like what happened to rock music

You know what I mean

It's like like get up there and play guitar

I think just get up there, like seriously

If you can't play the music live

And I'm whispering because the postal service is literally right next to me in the hospital

But if you can't play the music live

Like with guitars and stuff

Get lost

That's what I say

I'm seventy years old by the way

Anyway, I hope that you're doing well

Can't wait to see what the album ends up looking like

When you make all my corrections to it

Good luck, and farewell)