Part 1
[Intro]
—Binary Two-headed sam
Even those plump little pigs from happily-ever-after
They'll all be here
Oh gee, boss, that’s great, I can't wait to see 'em
Yeah, uh, tell us again why they’re coming?
To pay homage to the new ruler of cyberspace
Nobody will come for that
Yours truly
[Verse]
The only thing I ask is please don't talk to me
Peek over my shoulder just to see who's stalking me
Talk is cheap but I gotta relax
One hand on the budget, one hand on the facts
Speaking of facts, I wanna get that rope and swing
Most of the time I can't focus on a thing
We only hire whites, don't let the others stay
I already asked once, just stay the fuck away
And I'm not even dead, but I'm rolling in my grave
You can say all you want, but all I hear is bullshit
Talk about me all you want, but I am not the culprit
Handful of pills and a shot of scotch, I gulp it
Clock's ticking down ’til I’m dead in the sand
Grow the fuck up and be a fucking man
Damn, where I'm from, that shit doesn’t fly
You should be at your job with a suit and tie
And you ask, "why?" to support your fucking family
I'm sleeping in vanity, sheets made of satin
That shit's not enough to keep a man from cracking
What's happening? I’m trying to stay passionate
Blacks in my area? Not fucking having it
Part 2
[Intro]
Right?
Ha-ha-ha-ha (What's happenin' once a day)
Is that the truth?
Is that the truth?
Is that the truth?
Is that the truth, yup
[Verse 1]
Hey there Shekelstein, nice hat, fruit bat
Can I have my job, my money and my food back?
Cough cough hack, don't make me say it twice
Speed up the process if you want it to be nice
Do you wanna get sliced or do you wanna make it easy?
Just one stab and your name's on the TV
News in the evening, your family will be horrified
"So that is why our daddy never came home alive!"
But I digress
I got a lot of shit to get off my chest
Put a bullet in every raghead sandman
Of course every towelhead a part of the Taliban
Oh man, don't even get me started on the kikes
Gay faggot fruitcake, greasy-ass dyke
Yeah, you've been thwarted by the likes of me
Buy five products for the price of three
[Interlude]
Our next story today, million dollar slab stolen
I be gettin' real serious
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I have to say, it would be garbage
Is that the truth?
Is that the truth?
Is that the truth?
Garbage
Is that the truth?
From King Garbage, of the Garbage Dynasty
Stupid dog, always bringing—
[Verse 2]
For this shit I'm getting way too old
Everyone in my way gets left in the cold
Filthy rich, so I burn my cash like coal
This lifestyle's starting to take a toll
Crossing off the days 'til I'm left in a hole
I'm on a roll, if anyone gets hurt, why should I care?
You wanna talk equality? Well, life's not fair
There's no such thing as a fair share
You know it might be a hard pill to swallow
You spend way too much time watching who you follow
Spend a little more and you might be hollow
See us tomorrow live, worldwide on cable
Unstable family, don't let my kid near a dreidel
I got a four year-old daughter who is disabled
And I jerk my dick standing over her cradle