Released on 1999

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[Verse 1: Naimless and Crescent Moon]

It's Friday and I'd say

It's time to party and get laid the drunk way

No way, no how am I ever stopping now

Aight, I'll stop - if it ever rains cows

But until that day, I'll display verbal Sun rays

To get you stinging and leave you singing like the O'Jays

OK, it's time for me to hold up

The bank robberies to troubled teens jacking grown ups

We show up to blow up, show offs are hogwash

You know up from bus stops, I transfer to Oddjobs

And bust nuts on cold cops at lunchtime and shun mimes

With sunshine at crunch time, I crush rhymes like stash times

We're violent, considered a tyrant

That's why I'm perspiring to stand in this island

Call me a liar, liar like Kim

I'm not caring you're Slim and we're phat, that be fact and that's that

Period, that's all, folks

I exit mysterious cloak

So it seems the mic floats off stage, I'm of age

Heart full of rage, ready to flip a new page in this rhyme book


[Verse 2: Crescent Moon]

When I kick poetry, I got the Mississippi scared to flow with me

And when I get down, space is the only thing that's over me

Supposedly it's trapped, all I see is a squirt gun

Now your last words will sound similar to your first ones

Used to battle the Sun just to see who'd fall first

Now I'm breaking shit like having second thoughts at the altar

612, I'm from the land of Mineapples

So when I blow up, all you biters are written shrapnel

You may think I'm an asshole cuz I think my glass is half full

But these cats who trying to rap won't escape the fucking lasso

Trying to travel to a safe spot like your underground lair

But it's really not there, the Pope ain't even got a prayer

There's no need for an apology, but honestly

I could turn warriors into worriers into wannabes

Come off like nudist colonies, come on, it's true to follow me

Kids compare me to meatloaf in school, it's hard to swallow me

Stalling sirens when I drop bombs like the Pentagon

Me and my buddies leave you bloody like when Carrey went to prom

While you're laying in the pavement, not sure if you'll be surviving

Your last sight will be my bumper sticker, asking you "how's my driving?"


[Hook x2: Crescent Moon]

If you're inconsiderate, I want you to leave

And if you're a hypocrite, I want you to bleed

And if you're illiterate, I want you to read

And if I ever give a shit, I want a receipt

[Verse 3: Nomi, w/ Contact]

"Take the tension, turn it to expression"

My reply for fuck ups who want more lesson learned but not used

Most ain't shit like canines without teeth, watch us feast

On your fans, send rose to your clan for taking your future plans

These demands must be met, time for execution

Here's your cigarette, plates, and blue chips, there's nothing to lose

These MCs rhyme the blues, I choose to mostly oppress kids

Like St. Paul detectives trying to climb the ladder would say it

Fat across the surface, being phat is worthless if you're only gonna be in continuous puberty

Your dick grows but your mind doesn't, that way humors me

There's only one mile left to the destination

I love my people but I'm the dopest Asian

Make the Pope and his populace turn pagan, a raisin into a grape

A human spins to an ape, bring a ring on the first date

Cuz I get attached to any chick that wants to hatch an egg

Yeah right, "being faithful is dead"

But I'll be live for ten more lives, we shall strive

Tell more lies, get more high, eat more pie

Ask more why's and then, finally, we die


[Verse 4: Contact]

Tall tales you tell living in a fable

My mic hand's the right hand, which is the hand that rocks the cradle

Shitting on your Tims til they look like boots in horse stables

Word up, I'm willing and able to fuck nerds up

Take em for they herbs, so what's up? You got took, bad luck

Try another, I'll cover your grill with the steel shell

For real, I peel verbal caps back

Ready to bust, I got ammunition in my backpack

Contact the beat verbal aerosol arsenal

Dropping y'all from wall to wall

Releasing in momental pieces, pieces of the puzzle labyrinth

I'm scandalous like the mind blueprint of Larry Flynt

Posting naked pictures of your mom over the Internet

Best bet I disrespect MCs, insect dialect

My intellect makes so-called dogs pet your vet

To get ready, Shots Paul, Minnesnowta

Elevation to climb and every sleight of the weather is created

To heat the depths of bars in cleft

The beats engraved in my brain, my ears deaf

Blessed by a cerebral hurricane


[Hook x2: Crescent Moon]

If you're inconsiderate, I want you to leave

And if you're a hypocrite, I want you to bleed

And if you're illiterate, I want you to read

And if I ever give a shit, I want a receipt

[Outro: Naimless and Crescent Moon]

Interlock, lock

Yep, it's that Cres Moon cat with his Wordspeak freaks

Anatomy, Deetalx, my mom, everyone in the galaxy, please take me off this planet, please?

I was left here abandoned and I can't stand it. Interlock