Door guy: Line starts there!

WB: Oh, hey man, I'm...uh...I'm just going in, I'm a performer...Wordburglar

DG: You're the Wordburglar?

WB: Yeah

DB: The original verb hurdler?

WB: Uh, yeah, yeah

DG: The herb-murderin' Persia to Alberterer?

WB: Uh, yeah

DG: The nerd interpreter?

WB: Uh

DB: The shirt purchaser?

WB: Uh

DG: The preferred serb terse sermoner? The syzryup slurperer?

WB: Well...

DG: The citizen's concernederer?

WB: Yeah

DB: Purple nurplerer? The verbal Silver Surferer?

WB: Oh, yeah, that's a good one...

DB: The sherpa murmerer? The bonds maturerer?

WB: Well, I don't know about that...

DG: The know a girl named Ursula Converse Returnerer?

WB: Well...once

GD: The earth surfacin' worst lurkerin' flermerer?

WB: What is that?

GD: The perp squirmishin' burn furnacin' hernia?

WB: No, not that one

GD: The multinational mergerer?

WB: uh

GD: Uma Thurmaner?

WB: Definately not

GD: The fern squirterer? The confirmed dessert serverer?

WB: Used to be...

GD: The jerk in the ferkin slurpin' suburbaner?

WB: ...

DG: The hair curlerer? The Shirley Temple Shirlerer? The My Name is Earl-erer?

WB: N..no

DG: The god damn Wordburglar?

WB: Uh...well, yeah

DG: Never heard of ya...eight bucks!