[Intro]

Hailairhous

This is a certified WoopDoo classic

[hauntee]

Five million billion jillion dollars in my bank account

Five blunts in my mouth and five in my fuckin' pocket

Five tracphones and they all blowing up like rockets

They say hauntee please stop being goofy, I can't fuckin' stop it

[reverb]

You make it hard for me to live lately

I'm stressing over every single word you say

I want it all to go away, I want it all to go away

[Brysonperidot]

I need, someone, someone different

Someone that can just numb my pains away

[VVVVV]

Cheers to the things we used to see

Cheers to the things we used to be

All in all we like to go wild

[Z The Stranger]

I put my feet up and post bullshit on the internet

Been doing shows but I get back in time to kiss my friends

[Kinzsters]

Up in the loft, high as a cloud

Feeling so fly, don't wanna come down

My feet so high, they don't touch the ground

Been so much better since you're not around

I feel like I'm swimming in my tears

I gotta get over all my fears

Don't wanna let my wrists bleed

'Cause I need some fuckin' sympathy

[trappedinnarnia]

Shawty love my VV's, shawty love my wrist

Pictochat on 3DS, but all she want is dick

Molly on my wrist, I don't give a shit

We can fuck anytime, but better make it qui-i-ick

[cat.flp]

Yeah, we playing Crossroads, I'm her brick battle girlfriend

Aiming with the Superball, these bacon hairs observing

Shoot my shot, got a rocket and a launcher

Walking paradox, no I'm not yonkers

[111robloxdude]

Misspelled goofy goober in the discord

I got laughed at, yeah fuck the discourse

Gonna hide my face, act like it was a blooper

This goofy goober gonna be a v-tuber

[JORGENIC]

​Playing Smash Ultimate, bitch you're a cheater

​Family guy, bitch I'm Peter

​I'm Jimmy Neutron, you are skeeter

​Shawty short, she like three centimeters

​Check my account, I got a million bands

​Eight crazy nights, Adam Sand

​Hacked my Xbox then I got banned

​Tryna make plans, bitch I can't

[lyte]

I can't see with these golden eyes

See all the doors, take out my spine

She loved me but i could make her cry

This that crazy goofy paradise

[Amy Bestevez]

I'm very goofy and I don't give a damn

Judge me all you want, but you don't know who I am

We're going on a journey, let me take you by the hand

I might rip it off if you mess with me or my friends!

[Dav-P]

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya

He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya

He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

[daytona]

Catch me setting fire to the state line

I might catch your ass like it is dateline

They all get mad and I get kicked out

But I take their place call that you fucking shit

[RaPedro]

I might drop a song and not drop shit in six months

I'm Knievel but I'm evil with my sick stunts

Got the flanger on the master make 'em all stunned

Apple gallery we gonna make a hedge fund

[joshbba]

If you want to destroy my sweater

Pull this thread as I walk away

[yacine!]

Before I pass this mic down line

I'll make you listen to me whine

Can't get a grand for a feature like a rapper

But being nice and having fun is all that matters

[shysterish]

Hey you, sit down and listen!

You call me jules, I call myself bitchin'

僕が喋る十秒ずつ 一緒に行こう！僕らとウープドゥー！

有休も勇気もやる気もないんす

But for now, I'm doing better than a cone sweeping mines!

[rvvnge]

I been out my mind, she wanna ride

God damn, I'm so proud to call her mine

God damn, might just fucking lose my mind (Venge)

This girl is so pretty, how the fuck is this bitch mine?

[Interlude: ENNWAY]

Hey guys, it's me, Bill Gates from the hit game Plants vs. Zombies. I need your help. I need the three digits on your back, your credit card number and, uh, your mom's birthday

[jestrr]

Pussy bitch talkin' shit but I don't give a shit at all

Wanna scrap stop the cap, I know that you wouldn't win in a brawl

I didn't know why you switched up, but you know that I know the jig's up

You was beggin for tips on ur beats, so to you I was only an answer

[F1regek]

I'm in the oven, can't really get out

Bake me alive, make me be proud

And I'm causing death upon multiple personalities

Fill me up right now with the delicious italian cheese

[salv the dog]

I don't really know how to be effective when I'm

Only given this time, better be memorable

And show them something nice, something that'll stay

Hey, I'm Salv, I hope you like me and my voice won't fade away

[Afraid Of The Dark?]

Open your mouth, let the words flow from it

Goofy Mick Mouse, keep the bullshit comin'

Make it (Hanna Barbera run sound)

Till the room comes down (Room comes down)

Laying a banana peel on the ground

You'll run over it and you'll fall all the way down

Floating in the air looking down you plummet

All the way to the bottom of the summit

[WoopDoo]

I felt like a reject nearly everywhere for so damn long

But now I know that this community is where I belong

Surrounded by so many people making art like me

Yea, it's kinda crazy how I went so long not here in this scene

Didn't realize, open my eyes, I could be just like all the people that I idolize

Now it's my time in the spotlight

Thank you everyone who's helped me

I love all of you so dearly