[Skit: WIZARD DOOM & My Therapist]

So like... I keep trying to be a villain, you know? And like, it just feels like everything I do... ends up making me more with good guy. I don't know what to do, man

So how does that make you feel?

Well, I mean, I just, I feel like I guess so, um, I’m not appreciated as like, bad guy, you know? I mean, my name is WIZARD DOOM and people are acting like I'm here to bring the DOOM, you know? It's just not fair

But what’s so wrong with being seen as a hero?

My name is WIZARD DOOM. Do you not see the issue here? Like, I'm supposed to be a villain. I was born to be a villain. Have you not been listening to what I've been rapping? I was born to destroy. So, when people aren't scared of me, and are praising me as a hero, it kind of fucking hurts

Mhm, I still don't see the issue with being seen as a hero

Man, shut the fuck up?