[Verse 1]

High on snowploughs

Escape brief loveless

Our maple leaf

Ancestral shame

[Chorus]

The where and when to, you aspire

A Wren born guide, to London's spires

[Verse 2]

Denounce the church

Of herding cats

Build pyramids

Of acrobats

[Chorus]

The who and what to, you desire

An arsonistic, love of fire

[Outro]

The how and if

For budding liars

The Trappist guide

To happy hours