[Verse 1]

There's great danger (danger)

For the loneliest ranger in town

No silver bullets (bullets)

Tonto's split the scene

[Chorus]

Next week will solve your problems

But now, fish fingers all in a line

The milk bottles stand empty

Stay glued to your TV set (TV)

[Verse 2]

There's great danger (danger)

At hand most caped crusader of all

No cloak of justice (justice)

Robin's quit the scene

[Chorus]

Next week will solve your problems

But now, fish fingers all in a line

The milk bottles stand empty

Stay glued to your TV set (TV)

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set, oh (TV)

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set, oh (TV)

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set, oh (TV)

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set

(TV) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set

(TV) Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set (TV)

(TV) Stay glued to your TV set

(TV) Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?

(TV) Stay glued to that and your TV set (TV)