[Verse 1]

Three king researchers, use Google star maps

Bethlehem manger, a high-rated app

Book rooms at the inn, flags first born male traps

Amazon wish-list, delivery elapse

[Chorus]

Blogging like Jesus, tweet like a Pope

Site traffic heavy, I'm YouTubing hope

[Verse 2]

Shepherds are wanted, to mesmerise sheep

Taste-makers prosper, profits are reaped

Market moves fast in, a blink of an eye

The needle is broken, the camel has died

[Chorus]

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]

Voting by proxy, buying online

Selling on eBay, all that is mine

BlackBerry hedge fund, new Apple's divine

Dream time destruction, outback becomes mine

[Chorus] x2

[Outro]

Hope!

Hope!

Hope!

I'm YouTubing hope