[Verse 1: Willam]

I didn't have a phone

Shoot no 'mones

Just got pounded down

With nothing else to do

Thanks to Ru

Sad tranny clown

Tell me it's a DQ

Then when all-star comes around

You say

Tell me I don't need it

Even though I bought the gowns

Bitch, wait

[Chorus: Willam & Sharon Needles]

Because it's too late to RuPaulogize (Ooh)

It's too late (Too late to RuPaulogize)

I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (It's too late)

It's too late

Shady shade (That's some shady shade)

I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (Ha-ha-ha)

It's too late (Hashtag RuPaulogize)

[Verse 2: Willam]

I take it on the chin

I'll just grin

Say I'm in next year (That's a long time)

Put me in a box

With some holes so that I can see (Which way am I going?)

Who's dick I gotta suck to

Get my ass back on the tube?

I got lube

Sorry about it boo, but

All-stars won't be needing you

That's real damn rude

[Chorus: Willam and Sharon]

It's too late to RuPaulogize (It's too late)

It's too late (That's so fucking rude!)

I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (That ain't right)

It's too late (Now would be a good time— oh wait, it's too late, nevermind)

[Hook: Willam and Sharon]

I'ma take those other bitches down

I'ma take those other bitches down (I'll take them down)

I'ma take those other bitches down (Can I get an amen?)

I'ma take those other bitches down

Take them down, down, down

[Bridge: Sharon Needles as RuPaul]

Silence (Clap clap)

Bring back my girls

This is your last chance to impress me

And save yourself from extermination

Oh, the shade of it all

Shady shade

I'm sorry, my dear

But it's too late

Ooh, bitch, consider that stolen

It's too late

Now sashay away

Let the music play

[Chorus: Willam & Sharon]

Because it's too late to RuPaulogize

It's too late (It's too late girl, shady shade)

I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (I gave up scheduling issues)

It's too late (And then you don't want me now? What is that, loss of income?)

[Hook: Willam & Sharon]

I'ma take those other bitches down (Uh huh, that's a loss of income)

I'ma take those other bitches down (I will take them down, thank you)

I'ma take those other bitches down (Bitch)

I'ma take those other bitches down

Take them down

[Outro: Willam]

Got some white girl problems down

But Ms. Needles sure did earn

The crown