If I really meant it, I'd embrace a dead pet

Or enter into a bet

That I could be hung high from a telephone wire

With no poor boy's pile of books under foot

No stack of yoga mats or foam-cored cushion pads

To lessen the pressure of the phone cord choking my neck

If I really meant it, I'd embrace a dead pet

Or enter into a bet

That I could be hung high from a telephone wire

With no poor boy's pile of books under foot

No stack of yoga mats or foam-cored cushion pads

To lessen the pressure of the phone cord choking my neck

If I really meant it, I'd embrace a dead pet

Or enter into a bet

That I could be hung high from a telephone wire

With no poor boy's pile of books under foot

No stack of yoga mats or foam-cored cushion pads

To lessen the pressure of the phone cord choking my neck