I can’t get my ducks in a row

They just spread their wings and peck at me

When I get too close

Some days are just for the birds

But things can always get worse

They used to

Waddle, now they’re flying instead

So I’ll guess I’ll run for cover as

They aim for my head

Is there egg on my face?

Or if it’s something else

I don’t wanna know

I can’t get my ducks in a row

They just spread their wings and peck at me

When I get too close

Some days are just for the birds

But things can always get worse

They used to

Waddle, now they’re flying instead

So I’ll guess I’ll run for cover as

They aim for my head

Is there egg on my face?

Or if it’s something else

I don’t wanna know

I need a shower

Then I’ll show them

That I’m not finished yet

And I’ll look pretty

As I put them in their place

(Yeah right)

Life just likes to laugh at me

I never asked to star in my own comedy

But I’m pretty sure that life just likes to laugh at me

So I’ll let myself in on the joke

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Guitar Solo]

I can’t get my ducks in a row

They just spread their wings and peck at me

When I get too close

But I won’t be foiled again

'Cause this time I’ve got a plan

Oh, I followed them back to the nest

But I brought some bags of chicken feed

So I don’t get wrecked

Nobody’s fun when they’re hangry

But we’ll get along 'til dinner is done

I made an impression

Cause the ducklings all imprinted on me

And I’ll look foolish

As they follow me around

Life just likes to laugh at me (go on and laugh [?])

I guess I could be mad, but I don’t want to be (I just don't even care anymore)

I hope I never take myself too seriously

So I’ll let myself in on the joke (hahahahahahaha)

Life just likes to laugh at me

Most of my existence is embarrassing (can we please not bring that up?)

But we’ll all look back and laugh at this eventually (at least I hope so)

So I’ll let myself in on the joke

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh x2