[Verse 1]

Just tell me his name

Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom

And was it the same?

Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine

Do you remember the way it was when I was home

Before I left you all alone?

[Chorus]

I wanna be eighty on the porch

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about

When you tell me that you cheated

Eighty on the porch

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about

When you tell me that you cheated on me

[Verse 2]

I knew that you would

I knew 'cause you told me it runs in the family

And I did the same

So I guess that I deserve half of the blame

Do you remember the way it was for us

Before all of the blowjobs on the bus?

[Chorus]

I wanna be eighty on the porch

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about

When you tell me that you cheated

Eighty on the porch

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about

When you tell me that you cheated

Tell me that you cheated

[Bridge]

Why should I care about the long run?

What should it matter to me?

I always knew I'd end up with no one

And now I know that the end is near

'Cause you've replaced me

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

Just tell me his name

Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom

And was it the same? (I wanna be eighty on the porch)

(Drinking lemonade with you)

Just tell me if his dick is bigger (And that is all that I can think about)

Than mine (When you tell me that you cheated)

Just tell me his name (Eighty on the porch)

(Drinking lemonade with you)

Just tell me you didn't get laid (And that is all that I can think about)

In our bedroom (When you tell me that you cheated)

I wanna be eighty on the porch (Just tell me his name)

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about (Just tell me you didn't get laid)

When you tell me that you cheated (In our bedroom)

Eighty on the porch (Just tell me his name)

Drinking lemonade with you

And that is all that I can think about (Just tell me if his dick is bigger)

When you tell me that you cheated (Than mine)

Tell me that you cheated

Tell me that you cheated on me